chodeslime

That ooze that can be found on your chode (or any penis, chode sounds funnier) when you become aroused

"Yuck, you left a chodeslime trail all up my leg"

by You sunk my battle ship January 8, 2004

Cholesterific

adj. food containing an excessive amount of cholesterol, usually tasting really, really, good.

foot-long chili dog w/ fried onions and cheese. chicken-fried-chicken w/ mashed potatoes and gravy etc...

by shaolinsurf November 6, 2004

chodesmack

its a name given to a person when they are being an ass hole or just being a little bitch.

tom:yo dave you wanna go to the titty bar after work around 8 or 9?

Dave: na man, I think I'm gonna just sit at home and watch reruns of full house and wait for my ex to call.

tom: dude your sutch a CHODESMACK!

by Peter Berg February 17, 2007

cholesterolicious

Food that tastes good but will eventually kill you.

I just had a deep fried bacon and cheese pizza sandwich, it was cholesterolicious.

by dinothesaurus May 6, 2009

Cholester O's

A replacement noun for any of the various food products ending with "O's" that contain a large amount of unhealthy qualities, or any other spherical foodstuffs such as donuts, cookies, etc.

"Hey mother, what are you making for dinner tonight?"

"Well, I was considering conjuring up some onion rings as an appetizer, some spaghetti o's for the main course, and some donuts and Oreo's for dessert."

"Yeah right, why don't we throw in some Cholester O's while we're at it."

"That's a great idea!"

by Loch Raven November 28, 2009

Chokester

A person who tries his hardest, but always comes up short.

Hey Martin. You are the biggest chokester I have ever met. Maybe next year.

by Jay-money April 27, 2014

The chodesters

Worlds most vicious small dick gang

Woody- “Hey, have you heard about The Chodesters?”

Tommy- “ Yeah, I heard they’re big streets and small in the bed.”

by Ray Nathan August 2, 2018