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chivero

a word in spanish literally meaning goat herder but slang for a person who is lazy. Or can be used in another way to say that someone is dressed badly or cheap.
You are a chivero for wearing those socks with sandals!

Your a chivera, get up we're going clubbing!
by JennynSuzi January 8, 2007
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Chiver

CHIVER a word used to describe the uncontrollable little movement that happens during or just after taking a major dump or a long awaited piss.
You've been trapped at your desk all morning in the weekly conference call and finally put the phone on mute and make the dash to the bathroom.

As you relieve the intense pressure, your body responds by suddenly doing a quick and intense shaking that feels slightly electrical, leaving you feeling very relieved and almost euphoric.

Although the chiver has ended you feel the effects for a few minutes as your body resets itself.
by Been There Did That January 25, 2011
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chiverton

Matt Chiverton is the realist mother fucker alive!
by Chef chiv 869 August 23, 2016
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chives

Cooler word that is a combination of fives and seat check it allows a person to keep their seat for five minutes and if someone is in the seat the chives caller counts to five and the person who doesn't get up gets slapped in the face by everyone until the seat is given back. Invented by Alec.
Bob: Chives!
Bill: sits in Bobs seat

THREE MINUTES LATER

Bob: get out of my seat
Bill: doubt it
Bob: 1 2 3...
Bill: ok, ok you can have your seat back
by pablito386 January 13, 2008
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civers

I need more civers in bed because it's so cold!
by BabyDollKK15 February 22, 2015
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our chives

It's the real way to say archives. so there...
Yo man, are those our chives?
by Garrett Gdawg August 3, 2006
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the chrivers

A sexual position named after a college student. The act consists of two men having sex. One man standing while the other man mounts him from behind and wraps his legs around him while inserting his penis into the other man's anus. While reaming the man's asshole, the mounter begins to shit himself, but the shit must be a very specific kind of shit, it must be explosive diahrea. The force of the shit being expelled must be great enough to form the shape of a rooster tail. While fucking the other man's ass and shitting in the form of a rooster tail, the mounter must dip his feet in vegetable oil (or any other lubricant) and then give the mountee a reacharound using his feet. Thus, a Chrivers is performed. This sexual feat has only been achieved once by the person it was named for.
the phrase "the chrivers" in daily use:

"Dude did you hear about John and Joe?"
"No what happened?"
"Well apparently they got really shit faced and started going at it."
"That's pretty gross dude."
"No, that's not even the gross part. Do you know what a Chrivers is?"
"You mean the guy from second floor?"
"No, the sexual position."
"What the fuck?"
"Look it up on urbandictionary.com. It's pretty fucked up. Anyways, Joe did it to John. It's kinda freaking me out."
by Mr Eric D November 8, 2008
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