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chest naked

To be shirtless, one with out shirt. Shirtless man. Typically unnecessarily so, a vain display. Unabashedly shirtless.
"Man, that guy is always getting chest naked for no reason."
by Bari A. Khan May 28, 2008
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Chestermite

A chestermite is a person who resides in a small region located in West Valley City Utah, more specifically between 2100 S. south to 3100 S. and Redwood Rd. east to 1000 W. These degenerates are often uneducated experts in; sneak thievery, deception, drug abuse, incest, humanity degradation, toothlessness, banjo making, rapid child reproduction, welfare abuse, bestiality, pawn procedures, Ford trucks, NASCAR, using any random item to assist with the ingestion of methamphetamine, things to use toothpaste for except the cleaning of teeth and/or tooth, water conservancy by virtue or elimination of bath/shower and Auto Zone SKU numbers.
I wonder of that Chestermite buys his clothes at the same place he buys his car batteries?
by Chestermitehater April 19, 2011
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barrel chested

this is generally used to describe a man with a very broad and deep chest. Usually the person has a naturally large ribcage, very round, and will have lots of upper body strength.
Those guys that pull trains and whatnot, they're generally very barrel chested.
by Mr. dibbles March 6, 2008
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flatter than your momma's chest

An insult used to describe how flat something is.
From the movie Smokey and the Bandit Part 3
(Examining the flat tire on their car)
Junior: It's flat Daddy.
Buford T Justice: Flatter than your momma's chest.
by Turkey Dump April 12, 2016
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chastity flap

A protruding belly, or gut, hanging over one's genital area, preventing that person from having sexual relations.
Did you see the size of that chastity flap on Travis's sister? She's never going to lose her virginity.
by Matt Joyce May 28, 2006
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Put hair on your chest

A term explaining something that will make you a man or make you tougher.
Whew, thats a strong drink. It'll put hair on your chest.
by Drizz't June 30, 2008
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Chestered

Getting drunk and posting inappropriate cat dick pictures on Internet forums.
I'm gunna get chestered tonight! TOAK!
by Uncle Chesterwood November 1, 2014
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