chinstrap

The thing that keeps a helmet on your head.

Makes you look goofy, which is hard to do since you already have a helmet on your head and you're forty-seven.

"Bob... Bob, seriously."

"What now, Stan?"

"Bob... fucking unbuckle your chinstrap."

"Then what's the point of the helmet, Stan, huh, what then?"

"Then you fucking take the helmet off! You're an embarassment to men. Look, look at that five-year old over there. She's got a helmet on. Your forty-seven, Bob. Wait, just watch this... hey little girl?"

"What you old hags?"

"What do you think of this guy..." *thumbs over*

"The douchebag with that helmet?"

"Hey, I'm not a douchebag you little punk! And you have a helmet on too!"

"Um, yeah, because my mom tells me to; and it's also where I store my weed. Want some?"

"Fuck yeah, how much for a dime?"

"Stan wtf?!"

by cag April 5, 2007

coinstar

see Chanda. Competitors in the coin counting business, but pretty much the same thing. They both have the same purpose and function and are indistinguishable from each other.

The coinstar was irritable today because she had to count a lot of customer coins.

by ren65 November 17, 2004

coinstar

a term used for a whore that costs under a dollar and even dispenses change after the deed.

Miriam is a 20 cent coinstar, give her a dollar for her services and she gives 80 cents back.

by pandalex July 23, 2008

chinstrap

A chinstrap is when kids grow a beard and wear a hat 24/7. So, it appears that his beard keeps his hat on his head.

Yeah, I know who you're talking about; the guy with the chinstrap and the non prescription glasses.

by nolipz the midnight marauder October 23, 2003

Chinstrapped

During the performance of oral sex on a female, a bearded male will place his chin between the vaginal lips and shakes his head back and forth rapidly and lightly to induce a pleasurable experience for the female.

Shirley loves it when she gets Chinstrapped by John.

by Joey from AU December 24, 2007

Amish Chinstrap

Noun - 1 - Beard that goes down your sideburns, across your face, and back to your other sideburn. Usually long and worn by the amish.
2 - When you rest your balls across the chin of your "enemy" so they spread over the lower chin part of the person.

Amish chinstrap, its all i can say

by Vaskinator June 15, 2006

chinstrap

To be 'on your chinstrap', means that you are knackered and absolutely positively cannot go on. You're fucked up good and proper.
Military Slang.

"I can't go on, I'm on my chinstrap here."

by Diego July 29, 2003