Child support payment

The monthly reminder of the poor choice you made to procreate with the delusional bitch who claims poverty, while simultaneously driving a BMW. A monthly financial obligation that rarely makes its way to actuallysupporting your children, the child support payment is synonymous with the 7-year car loan: a necessary evil you count down every month until it's no longer. Or you drop dead from the realization you'll be making these payments for years. Whichever comes first.

Loan officer: Sorry, but your child support payment has turned your debt-to-income ratio upside down and we cannot offer you a mortgage. Or a new car. Or anything that requires repayment.

by Grant Rampus July 6, 2016

child support agency

an organisation set up in britain to collect child support payments. despite having billions of pounds spent on it, it has failed miserably in its attempts to get money from absent parents to pay for the upkeep of their children. So odd given that the Tax Office never never never fails to take tax out of people's salaries.

the Child Support Agency has been one of the Tories' most succesful projects in that it has pumped billions of pounds of taxpayers' money into the hands of a private company and simultaneous left single mothers worse off and therefore we , New Labour, have a moral duty to force them into low-paid McJobs

by vixen5 October 18, 2008

Child support aversion

the act of behaving or changing one's behavior to avoid being put on them papers.
1. a tactic, act, or actions that tricks one's baby momma

He acted like they were together in an tactic called child support aversion.

by Dasupawiz June 30, 2018

Child Support Vibes

Do you get bad vibes and signals from a woman?

Do you feel like she is trustworthy enough?

Any feelings of doubt is a key sign that you may be getting “Child Support Vibes” this woman may be beautiful, but she is untrustworthy. SHE BELONGS TO THE STREETS! Once you give her the child, she will make your life a living hell, financially and emotionally. Keep it moving.

“Bro I was feeling this girl until she gave off hella Child Support Vibes”
“She’s beautiful but she is not wife material, she gives me Child Support Vibes”

by KidKollect February 22, 2021

Child support vending machine

When a female makes a thirst trap video that has her children in the video.

Easy on the simp boys, that's a child support vending machine.

by Buttcheekspyderbyte June 11, 2022

Child Support Trap

When the girl is hot but also a little white trashy and is super eager to sleep with you. Especially if you have a good job and she is out of your league. Don't do it, it's a trap.

Guy 1: You see Todd take that child support trap home last night?

Guy 2: Oh yeah, he's gonna be paying her a fortune, hope it was worth it.

by The Bunz Clapper September 17, 2022

Yung Child Support

A rapper songs here for example
Trying times: a song about prison rape
Spread it : what you do when u broke
Hairless inspiration: abut his desire 4 of hair
Hood genitalia: about chronic masterbation

Don't be like yung child support gimme my child support check

by Look at adan maan September 6, 2020