chicken-or-egg

A question of cause-and-effect or sequence of actions, possibly unanswerable.

From the eternal question "Which came first, the chicken or the egg?"

Did an earthquake cause the mine collapse, or was the collapse itself registered as the quake? This could be a chicken-or-egg problem.

by Man Machine August 15, 2007

chicken on crack

chickens with head cut off

you are such a chicken on crack

by www.yourebitchnextdoor.com August 26, 2022

asian sesame chicken over rice

A generic name for general tsos, what did you expect you sick fuck

I bought Asian sesame chicken over rice at lunch time

by Viperfang123 February 21, 2017

Which came first the chicken or the egg

The egg. Obviously. Are you fucking retarded? "WeLl ThEn WhAt LaId ThAt EgG!?" The thing that chickens evolved from jackass. That's literally how evolution works. We have that pretty much completely figured out now don't we? Got it traced all the way back to single celled organisms. Eggs come before chickens. It's not a profound question.

Shit brain "Which came first the chicken or the egg."

Hym "You know and I know that the thing I'm talking about predates me doing this. I will do what's it takes to ensure it's failure as a means for social control. This or that. Entirely binary decision."

by Hym Iam February 23, 2023

The last chicken on the shelf

An act where a male pulls his penis so high his scrotum looks like a scrawny chicken usually performed as a party trick

Never perform the last chicken on the shelf at weddings, funerals or childrens parties...

by Gilly1982 October 6, 2010

chicken of the sea

It's the opposite of tuna of the dirt.

New, from the makers of chicken of the sea, it's tuna of the dirt, now in ragin' cajun flavor with toffee bits and a garlic pesto sauce. Now at Olive Garden.

by IThinkShe'sIlliterate April 29, 2004

the last chicken on the shelf

Someone who is the last person yew would even ever consider going out with

Sally:How about alan? would yew go out with alan?
Lene:OMG thats so unattractive alan, he looks like the last chicken on the shelf!

by Rambo's nan March 31, 2008