Choose

What a Puerto Rican wears on his feet.

Yo Jose, check out my new choose. I stole 'em from foot locker!

by Fish-Sam September 21, 2009

Chooser

someone who chooses when and when not to hang out with you or when someone only talks to you for beneficial reasons

" That girl a chooser "

by Johnathon Banks May 19, 2017

chooser

A person who knows what they want and won't go for ANYTHING less.

"I don't fuck with him. He ain't got enough swagger!"

"Daaamn, you are a chooser!"

Or

"How was the date?"

"It was good but she has a small ass!"

"Nigga you a low key chooser!"

by C1eE7u$ January 5, 2014

choose

To select for a fight, or to pick a fight with someone.

When someone chooses you, you can stand and fight or you can run.

by BoySetsTheFire October 11, 2004

pick and choose [Christian]

A christian that chooses what they believe is true in the bible instead of casting it off as a lie altogether or being obedient and believing it all.

Well he believes that Jesus died to save us but he thinks it's okay to eat lobster and slavery is wrong. He's a pick and choose Christian.

by Victoriaisfreshh January 17, 2009

Choose Your Legends

A poll done every year by Nintendo in late January to determine the most popular fire emblem characters. The top 2 male and female characters placed get special alts in the mobile game Fire Emblem Heroes and then are removed from the poll for future years. The poll tends to get very competitive in the FE community due to the developer often using the poll results to determine which characters should be added next to the mobile game or receive an alt.

"Choose Your Legends is the largest event of the year for Fire Emblem fans. I hope Tiki wins this one!"

by KrimsonKatt January 24, 2022

Choose your weapon

A meme. What happens when anime characters take the final hit to defeat their mortal archnemisis. Also what happens when you type ‘p’ on your phone and you know the letters to come are ‘o’ and ‘r’ and mum catches you.

Narrator: *in booming voice* CHOOSE YOUR WEAPON…
Anime character: I choose… the Sophia!
Evil anime character: Whoa, an angel has come to save me!
Anime character: Nah, that’s just Sophia. Sophia, take the hit!!
Sophia: *slices mighty sword down* Whoo! Clean cut!

by A Cactus with A laptop April 17, 2023