Cum Chewer

(Noun) An individual who talks a lot of shit, fast. Their lips moving at an alarming rate which causes “smacking” sounds, simulating the sound of chewing loudly. disgusting saliva oozing from their gums like cum. Hence- Cum Chewer. Often used to describe someone who spits when they talk.

Jamal: damn nigga, did you see Tyrone going on and on about the fuckin’ basketball game he won?

Philip: Yeah, he was raving about it. I could feel the spray all on my face every time he said “bathsketball”. What a Cum Chewer.

by Dick Man Bebe April 23, 2018

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Puddin Chewer

“One that is about as dumb as it gets or lacks common sense. The type of person you want to look at and say wow!! “What does it feel like to be a damn idiot”

“One that is about as sharp as a spoon”.

;Also known as a dipshit.

Someone who chews there puddin.

What in the world are you talking about, you puddin chewer.

He’s a damn puddin chewer.

That guy right there is what you would call a “puddin chewer”.

by TDeanerr September 23, 2021

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chain chewer

A person who chews a whole pack of gum in one day. When they run out they suddenly get bad breath (withdrawals) and get another pack ASAP.

Dude John always has a piece of gum in his mouth. He's definitely a chain chewer!

by Cj Bird January 1, 2008

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chode chewer

someone who chews chode and loves chewing joshs sack and loves brown eye cream pies

Hey chode chewer why dint you screw her ?

Because i love chewing chode and chewing joshes sack

by bullfuckin shit March 21, 2010

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clot chewer

When somebody goes down on a girl who has their periods.

Steve: how'd did you go last night bro?

Ron: yeah heaps good, i licked her out in the back seat of my car.

Steve: wow, but Cindy said she had her periods! dude you're a clot chewer

by greatlakes November 21, 2009

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