cheating bastard

The most fucked up boy in the world. Someone who says he'll love you forever and ever, says you're his world, the only one. Then you find him fucking a dumb pink-lipsticked blond.

" wow, Will cheated on his pregnant girlfriend."

" I AM his girlfriend."

" Oh. Cheating bastard..."

BEST SONG FOR WHEN SOMEONE CHEATS YOU;

Love, Hate, Love by Alice in Chains.

" You told me I'm the only one...Innocence creates my hell...try to understand me, little girl..."

by don't lie to me. August 9, 2009

Chestist

(n) Chestist, one who practices chestism.

A cutesie post-feminist term for having to say whatever inane drivel that pops into your vacuous head, "to get it off your chest". See also Tourette's, Vagina Monologues.

Hey Team -

I had to let Claire O'Malley go today.

Having subscribed to some new-found "chestist" belief of having to "get everything off her chest" and "speaking her own truths" does not give her a free pass to make offensive remarks about co-workers or management. If anyone has a problem with this decision, don't let the door hit you in the ass.

by Leisure Class Hero November 29, 2011

Sexbook Chatting

The act of contacting a slampiece via facebook chat to try and get them to provide you with either domepiece or slampiece in the near future. This act usually occurs while the bro doing the sexbook chatting thumbs through the slampiece's pictures most likely ogling her friends at the same time and making implications of having deep feelings for said slampiece in order to expedite the process and hopefully receive domepiece the next time they meet.

"Griff was totally sexbook chatting that slampiece last night, he's probably going to receive at least some domepiece the next time they meet up"

by Brosef Stalin12 November 8, 2009

cheating

Being unfaithful to your spouse or significant other in any shape or form whether sexually or verbally.

My boyfriend was cheating by texting other females and allowing them to believe they were in a relationship .

by pinkmocha May 27, 2015

chexting

A moronic media-invented fusion of "cheating" and "texting," designed to indicate when one is being unfaithful to their significant other by use of cell phone text messages. The very fact that this word exists in a modern lexicon is proof that it's time to step aside and let the dolphins have a go as the dominant species, as we've clearly wasted our potential.

Sally: "ZOMG did you hear that Billy is totally chexting on my BFF Jill?"
Saborlas: *SLAP*

by Saborlas April 2, 2010

cheating

Someone who is in a committed relationship and breaks the trust of his or her partner by getting physically or emotionally involved with another person. Common forms of cheating include kissing, feeling each other up, vaginal, annal, oral sex and any other contact that involves the lips, hands, and genitals. Emotional cheating invovles forming a close bond with someone of your preferred gender and basically forming a second relationship. This may or may not include physical cheating.

1)Shelly broke up with Rich after she found him making out and feeling up some other girl at a party. He claims he was drunk but she didn't care, she does not tolerate cheating.

2)Mark was always so busy and Amy wasn't getting the attention she wanted from him so she started hanging out with Dave. He was giving her the attention she had wanted from Mark. She may not have realized it but she was emotionally cheating.

by Nathalie D. January 11, 2008

Cheating

Forgetting about your girlfriend to go mess around with other girls at homecoming when you are in a commited relationship, knowing quite well she trusts you and loves you with her whole heart then taking that trust and love and take a piss on it. Cheating is anything you wouldn't want your significant other to see, watch, find out about, or do with someone else. Fuck all the cheaters who ever broke someone's heart. If you get cheated on, dump their sorry ass, theres no such thing as a moment of weakness. They dont give a shit about you or your relationship. Even if the girl came on to them, they shouldve said no. They dont love you. They are selfish bastards, and they will do it again no matter what they say. It breaks your heart into a million pieces, you never will trust them or anyone else again, and the pain never goes away. You'll ALWAYS have moments where you think about it and just break down crying, and sometimes you cry yourself to sleep for months.

Travis cheated on his girlfriend Jessie with five girls at his homecoming, that bastard. She deserves better, nobody deserves to be cheated on. Its better to tell the truth than to be caught cheating.

by fUcKtH3cH3eT3rS March 13, 2010