Chester

(verb)

-To argue about something you know nothing about.

-To regurgitate information you've heard elsewhere without actually knowing the facts behind it.

Windmills have no benefits!
Are you serious? Wow, you're totally chestering right now.

Obamacare is so expensive.
Where'd you chester that from, FOX News?

by aintnothingbutachickenwing January 22, 2014

chester

Depositing fecal matter onto an unsuspecting persons upper torso (preferably while they are asleep)

(cuz.... you know most people wont let you just walk up and take a crap on their chest)

I went to chester him in his sleep, but it was bloody diarreah and I had to buy him a new carpet.

by Lester Titface May 26, 2006

chestered

Just another way to describe a situation as being messed up. Not commonly used for people, but rather things.

In a restaraunt:

This soup tastes CHESTERED; I think the cook put too much salt in it.

by Willis August 7, 2003

Chester

one of the poorest & grossist cities on the East Coast of the US. Also known as Cheddah.

"let's go down to Chester & buy some crack rocks..."

by KimKim November 25, 2006

Chestered

To finger a girl with Cheeto dust on one's finger(s).

Mike came over last night and Chestered me. This morning my piss was orange.

by womb2tombRAIDER July 29, 2017

Chester

chester hick town with lots of dutchy rich kids waitin to get the shit kicked out of them.

you know that rich kid from chester?
yea got his head kicked in yesterday.
f**king dutchbag.

by dsmallz March 27, 2009

chester

(n) an inappropriate or awkward request for sexual relations, often preceded by incredible lady skills. The word is usually preceded with the phrase "pulling a." Not to be confused with "pulling a coffee."

"Dude, I can't believe you asked that girl for a blowjob! She was totally into you!"

"Yeah, I guess I pulled a chester."

"Well, at least you didn't pull a coffee and run away when she tried to talk to you."

by Flicka the White September 19, 2006