cheed

used to talk to friends, or to insult somebody, a cheed is a very very large chode.

ex1 hey dude or "hey cheed"
ex2 your a fucking cheed
ex3 you have a cheed
ex4 theres a cheed in my closet

by mikeybear September 27, 2006

Chewed Gum

When you take your ballsack and grab all the excess sack and mush it together so it looks like chewed gum.

jesuswuzANAL ien (11:07:52 PM): want my chewed gum?
Dragonflies197 (11:08:00 PM): nah, i'm chewing on my own

by Robbie December 6, 2003

chewed my nuts

to recieve a bollocking or a dressing down, to have your nuts chewed or "he chewed my nuts off"

The boss called me into the office to chew my nuts.
he really went to to.wn and chewed my nuts off

by gasmixman January 14, 2006

Chewed and Glued

when your girlfriend is being an f-ing b- and won't shave her chachachi, one must go down on her while chewing gum, preferably bubbalicious due to its slightly larger size and stickiness, and "accidently" get it stuck in the fray - resulting in a messy situation, but a clean-shaven girlfriend the next day.

"Last night I chewed and glued my girlfriend and now she's smoother than a new born baby"

by Devine Broccolini April 25, 2008

Cheeds

A group of friends that you hang out with a lot.

Just off for a cold one with the cheeds.

by TheMaddestCheed August 13, 2018

Chewed Orange

A soreness of the arse-hole after excessive use.

1. She had an arse like a chewed orange by the time i'd finished with her.

2. (Whilst suffering with diarrhea) I've got an arse like a chewed orange.

by jonidee May 17, 2007

cheed

When a skateboarder is eating Cheetos puffs while grinding handrails.

(Chad Muska does a dark slide on the railing around the harbor; he is holding a bag of Cheetos puffs in his right hand, and with his left hand, he picks one up, and throws it in his mouth.)

Rodney Mullen: Man, that is some serious cheed! I love it!

by CoolDude500 November 7, 2019