Cheez-it Kid

A way to describe a human acting crazy, foolish, annoying, or weird.

The cheez-it kid thought he was superman laying on a chair flat.

by Yeshmin December 21, 2024

holy cheez-it

A cheez-it that god made.

OH MA LORD ITS A HOLY CHEEZ-IT

by Yuhihavenoideawhatimdoinghere June 17, 2021

Green Bay Cheez-it

The act of eating a girls butthole out while she is wearing a Green Bay Packers Cheesehead.

Grant: "Dude I totally gave that girl the Green Bay Cheez-it in the Tundra Lodge's hot tub this weekend"

Will: "Fucking right dude. Its almost as good as my weekend, when I gave my girlfriend the Angry Dragon.

by N. Igger October 19, 2009

Crotch Cheez-It

When you are eating some delicious cheez-its and one drops into your lap. The decision to eat it or give it to a friend is up to you.

I asked Sam for one of his Cheez-its but I think he gave me a crotch Cheez-it instead!

by Icicle Dude December 16, 2014

The Cheez-it

After eating a cheesy substance, a girl is fingered. Therefore her vagina is infested with cheese.

Oh, man, Marni got the cheez-it last night.

by P_Rick December 8, 2007

4/20 cheez-it

Basically like regular 4/20 but instead of smoking a ton of cannabis, you and your peers enjoy copious amounts of cheezits to your heart's content.

Freddy: *monch cronch* 4/20 cheez-it my dawg!

*Freddy passes the bag of cheezits*
Dennis: *monch cronch* YE YE!

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian February 14, 2022

Jesus Cheez-its

Crackers that are shaped like the religious fish emblem on the back of cars, aka Goldfish.

Hey Billy, will you trade me your day old pizza for some of my Jesus Cheez-its at lunch today?

Stop it kids, quit throwing the Jesus Cheez-its in mom's car.

by Batcaver October 9, 2011