cheeseman syndrome

If you suffer from the cheeseman syndrome are you probably a deeply depressed human with internal conflicts and a major dilemma. You are filled with emotions like anger, sadness and love. You are in a strange stage where you are going through a personal crisis. You laugh manically while you feel like crying but ya bitch doesn't got any more tears to spill. It is common that you also will feel a strong urge to burn soemthing down in rage. You are desperate, you need to get an outlet for your feelings. You are angry with yourself "why am I so dumb? Why am I attracted to stinky cheeseman? Why why why? Why stinky cheeseman?". Yes. You are attracted to Alex James, the bassist of the britpopband Blur. His lovely face, greasy hair and lanky body would make anybody weak. The problem is, many people stop finding him attractive after they get to know the fact that he probably is a tory, and that he was very arrogant and rude back in the 90s (and that goes for the whole band, they all were known for being rude, arrogant twats), but you can't let go, you still belive that stinky cheeseman is the love of your life, you just can't throw him away. This puts you in a very hard situation, you suffer from cheeseman syndrome. There is sadly no cure to this. You must let you life go on, try to cope with the pain. But you are never alone, ther are plenty of people all over the world with Cheeseman syndrome, reach out to them, contact them and talk about your feelings, it might feel better then.

Haha lol, look at them, simping for Alex James, the stinky cheese man! - I'm sorry... I got the cheeseman syndrome

You! What is your illness now again? - Cheeseman syndrome.

by Cheeseman simp March 26, 2021

Uncle Jimmy's Cheeseball Paradise of Yummy Sweaty, Bloody, and Hairy Toe Cheese

Lick my toes with cheese balls for a hundoe.

Brad said, "I Want To Eat Uncle Jimmy's Cheeseball Paradise of Yummy Sweaty, Bloody, and Hairy Toe Cheese"

by Urban alien March 9, 2021

Cheeseball

Coming from the word "cheesy", "lame", usually refers to guy who tries to act hot but fails greatly at it. Just think of a greasy cheeseball.

He acted like such a cheeseball

by IP November 15, 2004

Cheesebag

Someone who is self obsessed, believes to be better than everyone else, boasts about everything, sucks up to teachers and is just damn right cheesy.

Cheesebag: "Hi sir you're looking great today"

Cheesebag: "Oh yeah I got five A's"

"Oh my God that guy is such a cheesebag!"

by RoyceDa5'9" April 20, 2005

Cheeseball

A person who often says corny things at the wrong times, thinking they are funny and cool. Usually can be found wearing the typical cheeseball attire: polo shirts that are too tight with a possible popped collar, shoes that are supposedly Italian leather, and hair with enough gel in it to start a small housefire.

Me: Man, that Wesley Turner guy sure is a cheeseball.

Kevin: Yeah, almost as bad as Jody Cataldo.

by DboyFresh March 18, 2009

Cheesebag

A stanky cheesefilled sleepingbag used by wilderness professionals and outdoor enthusiasts.

Dude-guy! Your cheesebag is sicky gnar gnar brah!

by 2ne October 22, 2008

Cheeseaning

The act, or the motion of commiting the act of dipping one's bread stick into the eyesockat of habujulangagananga, aka "Destiny of cheese, God".

It is rather apparant, that such an act often results in one's pestashio nut being consumed by a hot pink tiger,after the hot pink tiger consuming the pestashio nut it has been known for the hot pink tiger to vomit a baby dwarf. This often causes the tiger to suffer indigestion, and thus this causes the bread stick to take the thrown of king of mr gay universe.

I was simply Cheeseaning, when all of a sudden, a giant pumkin manifested out of the blue moon and started doing the funky chicken!!!! (in the location of my armpit.

In a brief conversation with my mother in law, she suddenly plucked a bread stick and was cheeseaning!!

My mate John, requently endulges in cheeseaning!!!

by Iliketofightsnailsontuesday May 29, 2009