Long Island Cheesecake

The act of shoving 2-day old bar mitzvah cookies in a woman's vagina while she's having a yeast infection.

Last night after the movie, I saw my wife making a Long Island Cheesecake using the Silverstein's leftover bar mitzvah cookies.

by ZanderBayCA July 5, 2014

The Loxahatchee no bake hot chocolate cheesecake

This involves taking a camping trip with your girlfriend in Florida during the middle of the summer. On day 4, you collect the fromunda Cheese under their breasts and then jam it in their ass. Then you whip it into a heavy froth with aggressive anal sex. Once stiff peaks are achieved, the woman screams “order up!” And proceeds to spray the mixture all over the guys chest and face.

I took my girl to a Cheesecake Factory, now she’ll surely give me “The Loxahatchee no bake hot chocolate cheesecake”.

by Chillidogman August 26, 2021

It was a bad day to be a cheesecake

A joke from the cast of the famous horror project, Generation Loss. The cast also made shirts quoting this phrase.

“Let me tell you, it was a bad day to be a cheesecake.”

by genlossbrainrot June 28, 2023

cheesecake

Used to describe (generally female) imagery that's suggestive, but in a PG-13 sense rather than an R or above sense.

I didn't have any porn saved on my phone so I fapped to some cheesecake instead.

by atma505 October 6, 2018

Strawberry Cheesecake

Right as you blow your load in a chicks mouth you get so excited that you punch her in the face. The bloody spooge is Strawberry Cheesecake.

Man, that head was so good I gave dat bitch some Strawberry Cheesecake.

by Fieldy Snuts January 28, 2003

cheesecake

The social consumption of a single food item in one sitting. Often starting from the inside and working your way out.

this plate of sausage looks so good we are going to cheesecake the hell out of it.

by Clubhousers March 22, 2009

cheesecake factory

The only place my sister ever wants to eat at. They specialize in cheesecake obviously, and they also serve regular food.

Ali-"You what im in the mood for?"
Me-"G I dont know"
Ali-"Some cheesecake from the Cheesecake Factory"

by jerryblank May 17, 2005