chivette

A shallow, brainless, self-obsessed slut who thinks she is better than you.

That chivette was taking duckface selfies in the mirror.

by tyltalis February 11, 2015

Chivette

A woman who takes pride in herself, not only for her innate beauty, whether big or small, but also for her actions that help to make a better life for society in general. She accomplishes this through donating items or raising funds (and encouraging others to do so) for charitable organizations and individuals who are in real need. She does most of this while being part of a Local Chive Chapter or asking that (or many other) Chive Chapters to be involved in her fundraising efforts. Some Chivettes may appear on www.TheChive.com and others may never. Some Chivettes may drink when they go to group events and others may never…. Chivettes come in all sizes shapes, attitudes, and colors from all over the world… The one thing we have in common is that we want to empower each other and do good for others. This is the true meaning of being a Chivette.

Amy, Sharon, and Melissa had such a great time volunteering, raising money, and running at the Atlanta Cupid Undie Run! It was great to find out how much all the Chivers and Chivettes from our local Atlanta Area Chivers group raised for these children with brain cancer!

by MHMAAC February 24, 2015

chavette

The chavette is a female chav, they are very promiscuous often seen hanging around in groups of up to 10 in the local park or near the off license or bus shelter, sporting a very short skirt and a low cut top with some fake logo that ever so slightly resembles that of a more well known one and sometimes a fake logo baseball cap and some plastic gold "bling", trying to attract "fit bois" and acquire the ultimate chavette fashion accessory, a baby, or "babby". A Chavette's lifestyle choices often include (childcare permitting) a college course in hairdressing, beauty therapy, or although very rare, a music course where they can "lay some shit down" in other words talk very fast into a mic. Chavettes also hate moshers, rockers, punks and anyone who is not a chav or townie. Chavette music choices often include rave, dance, house, rap, hip hop, r&b ect.

Chavette - oi goffik ya sweaty twat ma bruvva's gonna kick ya head in ya get me.

Goth - That's if he's not still grounded lol

Chavette - oi oi don't ya dis ma bruvva ya mosha scum, Ya mumma stinks

Goth - your broher is not here lol, but my mates are... (10 goths walk over towards chavette)

Chavette - please don't hurt me yo, respect ma and i'll respect ya

Goth - goths creep closer

Chavette - (begins to cry), I want ma mumma yo, and runs off.

by NoHope December 11, 2008

chavletts

The chav children brought up by...you guessed it, chavettes, usually 13-17, often with no help from the dad (he has probably already pregnated another 3 girls). Unfortunatly they create a new wave of anti-social behaviour.

A chavletts first word: INNIT!!
Mum:oi bruv! our safe son jst sed innit, innit
Dad:.....*nowhere to be seen*

by Adam September 3, 2008

chavette

A female Chav also known as a female NED!!

Take a look at www.glasgowsurvival.co.uk

by Danny-B- March 23, 2004

chevy chevette

A small boring 4 cylinder car made by Chevy from 1976-1987. This was the car for the ultimate cheapskate. It was meant to replace the Vega in the small car line up, but was still just as crappy. Mid 70's models included a "woodie" version with fake wood trim usually seen on stationwagons. And there was also a bare bones "scooter" version which didn't even have a backseat or a glove compartment. In 1979 the Chevette was given a minor face lift with square head lights, and it stayed the same until 1987 when it was replaced by the badge-engineered "Geo" brand of General Motors.

Kid1: I bet my little red wagon could go faster then then that crappy Chevy Chevette!!
Kid2: LMAO, I bet!! Even my Moms Pacer looks better then that crap box!!

by Metalhead83 September 10, 2011

Chivette

A Chivette is a female who recognizes the awesomeness that is the Chive.

She... frequents thechive.com.

occasionally submits pictures of herself looking sexy

knows and loves DAR.

takes joy in witnessing the epic fails of others.

is the perfect woman.

That chivette is dead sexy, The Chive needs to find her!

by MeMilan37 June 2, 2011