Chauncey Dung

Freeze a large long turd and fuck someone with it

"Ive been craving a Chauncey Dung all day"

by Saladtossboss April 23, 2022

Chauncey

1. adjective meaning poor, lousy. An exaggeration of chintzy, extra chintzy
2. Verb meaning embarrassed, clowned

That was a Chauncey performance by that actor!
That guy got chaunced when he gave that stupid answer in class and everyone hated him!

by Matt from Lynn October 2, 2023

Chauncemaster General

Similar in meaning to "chauncellor," a title given to an individual who epitomizes the zen that is chaunce. Can be rich or poor, male or female.

Me:"What's up Chauncemaster General, got your half of the rent?"
Chauncemaster General:"Sorry, I went on tour and didn't get paid for any of the shows...and now my temp job doesn't want me back."

Q:"What the fuck does Nick Lachey do for a living?"
A:"He's Chauncemaster General."

by Chachi Arcola July 6, 2006

Read Some Chaucer

Code phrase for sex, used in front of naïve or unknowing people, especially parents/husbands/children. Used by literature students - other students may use their own terms i.e. French (read some Moliere), psychology (read some Freud), physics (read some Einstein).

Hey mum - don't disturb us for a bit - Helen and I are going to read some Chaucer. Have supper ready in an hour.

by Ben November 23, 2003

Chauncey

A man who is a hard worker and very caring. Would do anything in the world for you till you screw him over. Tends to get in over his head. Has alot of love to give but has been hurt alot so is scared to show it. Normally is Attracted to girls with the name Alexis (Lexy/Lexi), Ashley(Ash/Smashly), Danielle(Danny)

Who is that sexy man?
OH thats Chauncey

by sweetheart132 May 3, 2013

Chauncey

The coolest person known to mankind. Total babe. Beautiful. Sometimes emotional but lowkey a crazy bitch. If you mess with a chauncey you better watch out because her and her best friend will ruin u . jk. maybe ;)

claire-" dude i'm scared i messed with a chauncey"
sam- "well ur screwed"

by ayeyobestie May 21, 2017

tuscan chancer

A person that is obviously chancing it, but is them self unaware, or a chancer from tuscany..

"Those windows aren't tinted you absolute Tuscan Chancer!"

by soda dreamer October 5, 2007