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The Charleton

A style of dance generally performed by an individual after dark. It is a convulsive full body thrust often accompanied with sweep the floor. If not done right, could cause serious harm to self and others.
Spike: “Hold my beer, it’s time!”.
Jade: “Do you think it’s a bit early? We haven’t even had dessert.”
Spike: “It’s never too early for the Charleton. Form a circle and Stand back”.
by Andos Hastos September 30, 2021
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Between a cock and a charred place

A lawyer of an infamous president booked the location for his speech, without thorough research beforehand, between a crematorium and a dildo shop.

To find yourself in an undesirable predicament of your own making after a period of ineptitude, as well as crude and selfish behaviour.
After obediently attacking the idea of feeding hungry children, Tory MPs were left between a cock and a charred place when Johnson did yet another U-turn.
by ninjabinger November 8, 2020
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charett

a computer geek who sits in front of the computer all day but can still call herself COOL...
how can she say shes cool?? because she is a charett
by kimiboo June 18, 2008
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Charette

French word for Cart. The family is a very loving, well formed family most of the time. Generations of basketball stars have been formed including jonathon, david and bob. people love to be around them with there funny personality. there hardworking and usual come out the other end of problem with a shining smile.
charette brothers, have you heard of it??? WELL LOOK IT UP!!!!
by someone in egypt November 16, 2010
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Charpet

CHARPET (pronounced "char-pet") A charpet is a word describing a very hairy chest. The term is derived from the combination of the words "chest" and "carpet." Many charpets are revealed on the beach or when men (typically) unbutton their shirts or wear t-shirts that are specifically cut to highlight the charpet feature. The hair must be so thick as to look and feel much like a tighly weaved piece of carpet. Some charpets are so short and dense that they resemble a burber style carpet, while others sport much longer, looser hair that looks more like a shag carpet.
Other derivatives of this word include:
CHARPWHITE (pronouced "charp-white") A Charpwhite is similar to a charpet, but the chest hair is white in color. This look is often featured by other men, but has also been spotted on a rare breed of women.
Some uses of the word include:
Hey, look at that guy's charpet, it's really thick
Wow, I wonder if he has to vacuum that thing regularly
by Jim the observer July 14, 2009
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Carrettes

An Arm chair know it all who talks about cars all day long. This is a person who cannot stop talking about cars all the time.
"I want to fit an induction kit to my new Cupra, and decat it."

But it never happens, carrettes about it all day long every day!
by boiracer January 4, 2012
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Charred Yam

A turd so big it is indistinguishable from that of a charred yam.
verb: I'm going to charred yam in this toilet. noun: Someone dropped a charred yam in the toilet. Search "giant turd" images on the web for picture.
by BWHCProfessor February 23, 2013
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