charmin hater

A person who hates Cathrine Camp for stuffing her bra with used charmin toilet paper.

Cathrine Camp
In my pants
Sucks it good
Bobs on my wood
And eats shit coverd underwear while masterbating hampsters

by Stony January 8, 2005

Charmin Dick

When someone says something so cringey that not only do you go flaccid, you also become afflicted by erectile dysfunction it was so bad. Softer than soft = Charmin dick.

She said she wanted me to wear a diaper for sexy time later tonight. That shit gave me Charmin dick.

by Ultimax75 July 27, 2018

squeeze the charmin

to take a dump or shit.

After I eat this chli I will need to squeeze the charmin.

by Mr. Whipple March 29, 2006

squeeze the charmin

1. A stealth Grope Hug in which one person squeezes anothers butt cheek ,usually in the connotation of foreplay with married couples, or lust with singles.

Jane: Look at that body builder Mary!
Mary: Oh wow. Wish i could 'squeeze the charmin' on him!

by Dragonman September 1, 2008

Lucky Charmin'

When some asshole only eats the good parts of trail mix or cereal, leaving all the nuts and healthy shit behind for the next chump.

Clyde: "Dude pass the trail mix."

Johnny: "No, I'm sick and tired of you only eating the M & M's."

Clyde: "Come on, hand it over."

Johnny: "No, I'm done with you lucky charmin' me, all that's left are the raisins."

by McLovinIt15 October 28, 2014

prince charmin

A person who is so full of crap that they deserve to be beaten over the head with a sack full of toilet paper rolls.

Person 1 to person 2: Dude! What do you think of your sister's new boyfriend?

Person 2: He's a regular Prince Charmin. I picked up a four-pack of extra quilted. Gonna jump him later tonight and beat him silly.

by Nicanorio December 18, 2017

The Charmin Tickle

When the toilet paper is stacked to high after a shit and when you flush the toilet paper gives your ass a kiss.

Bro have you ever heard of Posiden's kiss

Yeah

Well I just got hit by The Charmin Tickle

by Bruhtatoes February 12, 2024