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Channing Tatum

A very ugly man who makes your eyeballs want to bleed.
P1: Who is Channing Tatum?

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by Fiona rosesky April 14, 2020
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channing tatum

An actor/model known for his "questionable" sexuality and for his bizarre jaw that looks like that of a bull terrier. Teenage girls with an IQ below 85 are known to be very obsessed with him and often say things about him being so "HOTT!!!" on their Myspace profiles and via IM.
Stupid Girl: OMG Channing Tatum is lik so hawt I want to marry him and have his babies <3 <3 <3
Smart Girl: OMG you have an IQ of 60. Your too stupid to even realize that he is into guys not women.
by footballer7022 August 21, 2006
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Channing

The most amazing girl in the entire world. She can make you hang on her every word. She is cute. Cuter than any other girl in existance. She is also sexy as hell. A huge turn on. Shes amazing in bed. The best sex you can have is with channing. She can make you smile when youre talking to her, regardless if there is anything so smile about other than being happy for having the chance to talk to such an amazing person. Basically, shes perfect.
Guy 1: Dude my girlfriend is so hott and perfect.

Guy 2: Sounds like a Channing
by Channing Lover March 2, 2010
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Changing My Socks

A classy way of saying that you're masturbating.
Girl:wyd?
Guy:changing my socks.
Girl:you're gross.
by alunaleeee January 26, 2015
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Channing

I'm Channing
by Winesandcheese June 11, 2016
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Carol Channing

An actress and singer during the 40s-60s, who used to be a person but is now an empty,skeletal shell. She is sometimes confused with Father Time, two of three Wisemen and Barbara Walters. She has been praised by the gays of San Fransisco who have proclaimed February 25 to be Carol Channing Day.
"Look over there! It's Barbara Walters!
Ooops. False alarm, it's only Father Time. Holy fuckin' ass crackers it's actually Carol Channing. Maybe if we don't make eye contact or acknowledge her existence she'll think she's dead."
by iareaho December 22, 2008
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Channing

Channing is a very competitive girl. She is good at most sports but loves soccer the most. She has very selective friends, and she makes sure they have a “right” political view (republican). She is very smart and has amazing grades, the best grades she gets are in math! Once you get to know her, you might have some ups and downs but she will be your most loyal friend. She will never leave your side.
Channing had just gotten back from her soccer tournament, and she couldn’t wait to tell her closest friend how it went, the next time she sees her.
by algane November 27, 2018
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