Championesque

Having/or showing the qualities of a champion or hero.
Sick, nasty, legit, or awesome.

Whoah dude! The way you just owned that kid was straight up championesque!

Dan- "Man...The way that guy dunked over Shaq's head was the bomb!"

Bob- "Ya, I'dd say it was pretty championesque."

(highfive)

by Funshine23 December 16, 2010

champound

A word used in stoner culture to intellectually describe the state of mind while demolished.
( chair bound ).

” two words while one word while every single meaning”.

(Bong cone sinks attractively),- imma bout to champound myself

by Champound April 13, 2023

Sarcasm World Championships

The Sarcasm World Championships take place annually in April and the host city is determined by the previous winner's nationality and ability to host the event in a convenient city.

I'll pay you when I receive my Sarcasm World Championships prize money.

by No Hemingway June 15, 2020

hide and go seek champion

Osama Bin Laden, hide and go seek champion:2001-2010

A terrorist was the hide and go seek champion for nine years!

by Qitms2 November 13, 2013

Breakfast of Champions

(1) The trademarked slogan for the General Mills breakfast cereal "Wheaties", a product that has been marketed since 1924.

(2) The title of Kurt Vonnegut's 1973 novel "Breakfast of Champions, or Goodbye Blue Monday".

(3) A ironically humorous expression that is used to indicate a food or beverage that isn't very good for you.

EXAMPLE of senses (1) and (2) :

' The expression "Breakfast of Champions" is a registered trademark of General Mills, Inc., for use on a breakfast cereal product. The use of the identical expression as the title for this book is not intended to indicate an association with or sponsorship by General Mills, nor is it intended to disparage their fine products.'

-- Kurt Vonnegut, being ironical on page 1 of the Preface to his 1973 novel "Breakfast of Champions", a tongue-in-cheek admonition he repeats verbatim in Chapter 18 (on page 195).

EXAMPLE of sense (3):

' I now had Bonnie MacMahon, bring more yeast excrement to . . . Karabekian. Karabekian's drink was a Beefeater's dry martini with a twist of lemon peel, so Bonnie said to him, "Breakfast of Champions."

' "That's what you said when you brought me my first martini," said Karabekian.

' "I say that every time I give anybody a martini," said Bonnie.

' Doesn't that get tiresome?" said Karabekian. "Or maybe that's why people found cities in Godforsaken places like this -- so that they can make the same jokes over and over again, until the Bright Angel of Death stops their mouths with ashes."

' "I just try to cheer people up," said Bonnie. "If that's a crime, I never heard about it till now. I'll stop saying it from now on. I beg your pardon. I did not mean to give offense." '

-- From Kurt Vonnegut's 1973 novel "Breakfast of Champions", Chapter 19 (pages 208 - 211).

by Dinkum September 2, 2013

World Championship of Boringness

An annual competition to determine the world's most boring person. Won for the last 4 years by Fishy MacSwell who impressed the judges with his droopy old face, boring Pork Scotch Trousers and his insistence on having a barbecue every day of his pointless fucking life.

Kibbles: What are all those trophies for?

Trace: They're the Porky Scotcher's. He's won the World Championship of Boringness for the last 4 years.

by kenny spoffo-grumpbeetle May 24, 2009

World Fucking Champions

The Philadelphia Phillies. A term publically coined at the victory parade rally by player Chase Utley, who boldly uttered the phrase to many thousands in Citizens Bank Park and millions watching and listening at home. It has become the local title of endearment for this historic team. The term is often abbreviated as 'WFC' by internet fans of the franchise.

"World Champions. World FUCKING Champions!" - Chase Utley, Second Fucking Baseman of the Philadelphia Fucking Phillies.

by expert of experts January 17, 2009