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breakfast of champions

Start your day the healthy way - with the breakfast of champions!
by Peter July 9, 2005
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Breakfast of Champions

A breakfast that your mom probobly wouldn't serve you. The average BoC (Breakfast of Champions) consists of things that do not require cooking and are consequently very popular with single men. Most BoCs are made up of any combination of the following:
Alcohol (often cheap beer)
tobacco (ussually cigarettes)
pop tarts (not toasted)
cereal-minus the milk (unless the milk is chunky)
caffine (usually coffee, Mt Dew or cola)
asprin
Some of the better BoCs may also include oral sex from (and sometimes given to)a girlfriend or one night stand.

Note: Some BoCs are cooked, but not by man enjoying the meal. The most common sources of the cooked BoC are resturaunts like the Waffle House, IHOP, Denny's and the local diner type establishment. These must include pancakes, hash browns, ketchup, biscuits and gravy, ketchup, hot sauce and/or lots of butter and grease.
My Breakfast of Champions began with a Mt Dew. Then I went to Jungle Jim's Cafe for a cooked BoC. I got a 6 biscuit order of biscuits and gravy, some hash browns, a bottle of ketchup, a shortstack of pancakes, a half pound of butter and enough Frank's Redhot to down a horse.

I had the cooked BoC because the morning before, I just had cold poptarts and some old milk.
by northendwhitetrash March 13, 2009
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Champions League

The competition that Arsenal should be in every season however fucking retarded people like Unai Emery decide to fuck it up. Also UEFAlona pay the refs and ruin the competition
Barcelona were defeated 8-2 by Bayern Munich in the Champions League
by thessparked October 21, 2020
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wifeing championships

1. To turn down any and all requests to go out and have a good time with friends because you have to stay home with your significant other.

2. The act of cutting yourself off from the rest of the world at the request of your significant other.

The term applies whether your partner is a girlfriend, fiancé, wife, or just a cutty buddy.
Nick – Yo Daz, you want to catch a drink and watch the game tonight?
Dillon – Nah, I’m competing in the Wifeing Championships.
Nick – Really? C’mon you ain’t been out in like weeks, don’t you already have like 3 championship rings by now?
Dillon – Yeah, but now it’s game 7 tonight, cause it’s the season finale of Gray’s Anatomy.
Nick – Your stuff’s weak. Wizzeak!
by Mr. Nick Pappagorgio March 23, 2010
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Chumpitizer

Dopey, the Chumpion of the World. A serial chump. Someone who aspires to imbecilic.
Best used when sung to the tune of womanizer:

I know what you are, what you are, baby

Chumpitizer, chump-chumpitizer, you're a chumpitizer
Oh, chumpitizer, oh you're a chumpitizer, baby
you you you are, you you you are
Chumpitizer, chumpitizer, chumpitizer (chumpitizer)
by hellonewman1 March 22, 2010
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Championship Trophy

When you are vigorously fucking a midget from the back and just before completion you lift her in the air as you would a trophy. While the "trophy" is in the air you will rain down your own natural "confetti", also known as leche in costa rica. Once the confetti has stopped raining down, the midget is passed to your friends/teammates to start the process again. After everyone has had a turn with the trophy, she will then be prominently displayed in a glass case to immortalize the blood sweat and tears that were neccessary to win the championship.
Teammate #1 - Last night we took Gina McShortlegs home and made her a championship trophy.

Teammate #2 - Where is she now?

Teammate #1 - Locked in my basement.
by Hombre de Leche January 9, 2014
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NFC Championship

The annual championship game where any team can turn up and beat the Green Bay Packers for the right to play in the Superbowl
Did the packers win the NFC Championship game?

No don't be stupid
by NA LBCM November 23, 2021
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