Flabby chainsaw

Yarding anal beads out in a quick jerking motion like starting a chainsaw.

Gave her the ole' flabby chainsaw last night and she damn near cried after she reckoned

by Chainsawer August 29, 2016

Brazillian Chainsaw

A Brazillian Chainsaw, is when you find a fat girl, take her home, put a double dildo in her for 5 days let her shit and piss in your mouth feed it to her, and then let her shit it all out.

Hey don, why the fuck are you so smelly, Oh I did a Brazillian Chainsaw with my bitch.

by Black Kid Sensation January 18, 2021

Dirty Chainsaw

When a novice anal bead user pulls the string of beads out too quickly as if he were trying to start a chainsaw, thus causing the women to poop on his chest.

Eddie: how did your date go with Juanita?

Alex: I didn't know how to use the anal beads and I pulled a dirty chainsaw.

by Puff Jr. and Pickels October 2, 2008

Chainsaw

Thing you use to kill zombies.

I know I guy who chops up wood with his chainsaw. Idiot.

by Phantom Definition Writer October 29, 2005

Chainmail

When you get those texts or emails saying if you dont forward this to (whatever number it is) something will happen to you. In other words, the most annoying fucking waste of time on the planet.

John: Huh I got a chainmail!

Chainmail: If you do not forward this to 10 people, Carmen will chop off your head.

John: OH SHIT I GOTTA SEND THIS OUT

by Doctor Largecock98 November 7, 2010

Chainsaw

A suitable replacement for the word "fuck." Used by Jon Lajoie in his song "Fuck everything."

I don't give a chainsaw about anything, chainsaw everything, WHAT

by smreidy July 29, 2011

Chainsaw Cock

A huge penis used during sex in a high speed, rough, back and forth motion, that resembles a chainsaw.

verb: To Chainsaw

Jenn: how was it last night?

Allison: It was amazing - he had a chainsaw cock. My pussy feels like it went through a meat processing factory.

by LVWP April 20, 2010