chainmail

Things that break way more easily than expected.

Fucking chainmail nikes ripped after three days!

by vitaminC January 26, 2006

Chairman LMAO

An expression one uses when 'LMAO' simply will not suffice to demonstrate the level to which one is laughing their respective ass off.

Used in the similar situations to 'ROFLCOPTER', 'LOLERCAUST'.

Guy #1: Look at that dude's clothes, hahahaha!
Guy #2: Chairman LMAO!

by Elliot Hunter February 18, 2009

ChairMan

phrase used to describe a cronic masterbater

by Anonymous April 7, 2003

Chairman Rose

An rich British man from Pokémon Sword and Sheild who tried to do something good (stop an energy crisis) but failed at it

"Chairman Rose tried to save Galar, by destroying it!"

by Silly furry :3 June 17, 2023

Filipino Chainmaster

If you are performing a Filipino Chainsaw (see page A9), you may call up the services of a licensed Filipino Chainmaster. If a professional is present during the chainsawing, the act immediately becomes holy.

Brian: I'm Filipino chainsawing with my buddy Keith, I love this Filipino chainsawing with my friend Keith.
Keith: Yes, I love doing this too Brian my friend.
Brian: Let's make this holy and now.
Keith: Here is my friend Ramsey, he is a Filipino chainmaster, he will make this so holy Brian.
Brian: That's awesome Keith my friend, let's do this more now but with the Filipino chainmaster which makes it holy.
Ramsey: I am the Filipino chainmaster and this is holy.

by The New Jersey Times January 18, 2023

Chairman Hao

Informal name of alderman Helen Shiller in Chicago's 46th Ward. It is a combination of her name and the title of the late Chairman Mao of Chinese fame.

Shiller is famous for her socialist views and clear belief that central planning is best. As long as she is the central planner.

Chairman Hao dictated that two towers of low income housing be built even though thousands of people in the community were vocally opposed.

Chairman Hao dictated that enemies of the socialist peoples movement be exiled to Lincoln Park.

by irishpirate1 November 10, 2008

Chairman Phat

My sex friend. We meet up at a motel and spend the night sucking and fucking each other.

Ooooo Chairman Phat I want your cock.

by true believer May 28, 2003