chauner

The male reproductive unit which is used to annihilate the opposite sex.

Last night I was tipping a dame with my chauner and than decided to go balls deep.

by Tip-toucher2310 May 6, 2009

Chained

When you are your 13 year old girlfriend are hookinup and y'all start getting to frisky so your braces get stuck together

I was hookinup with Sally and we got chained

by Backseat Flat Stanleys January 31, 2017

chained up

same thing as whipped but not used anywhere as much.

"hes chained up!" - miguel
"you mean whipped?" - joseph

by jewsuph June 6, 2016

Chainrattler

A derogatory term for the undead, specifically ghosts.

My grandmother died and became one of those freeloading chainrattlers.

My son can't sleep at night because of that damn chainrattler in the attic.

by SlowDragon September 5, 2015

Chainese

Early 2022, a Chinese mother of eight children locked up in a village hut with a chain around her neck has sparked outrage and shock in China, Xuzhou Jiangsu province. However the media in China and the local even central government in China tried to cover this scandal. Online discussion of the case has been heavily censored since it flared up. Authorities have removed many posts discussing human trafficking and censored one key topic phrase "Xuzhou Eight Children".

Happy Chainese New Year!

by Chicago Master February 16, 2022

Pussy Chained

Worst than being pussy whipped, to practically be living property of the pussy, when your girl is more like your mother and prevents you from doing any kind of activities with the homies.

Wow wish we could hangout with our homie, but we can't cause he so pussy chained.

by Dirty Defined April 7, 2015

Dick Chainey

A play on words involving the name of 46th Vice President, Dick Cheney; in which someone dangles a chain above the bed of an unsuspecting penis owner. The chain may be attached to or in close proximity to one's penis.

Quinn: "Yeah man, i found Jose in his room with some sort of BDSM kit stuck to his ceiling."

Nick: "God damn it, someone must have given him a Dick Chainey again!"

by row man April 21, 2022