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Cernered

(verb)
The act of proving your own incompetence while still believing your own prestige.
The coach's kid really cernered himself when he gave up 7 runs in the first inning.
by Dr. Tickle Bits October 31, 2023
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cerebral flatulence

Another expression for "brain fart", perhaps utilized sarcastically, or in an attempt to demonstrate academic prowess, or maybe with legitimacy when geeky types express themselves.
Michael Bolton: You know those two efficiency experts the company hired to lay off the employees? During my interview with them, I couldn't remember either one of their names, and they're both named "Bob"! With that kind of cerebral flatulence, they're going to fire me for sure!

Samir: Perhaps of greater concern than a "brain fart" is that you never do any work. All you ever do in your cubicle is play computer games when you think no one is looking. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to get back to my TPS Report.
by Marko Pavlo January 13, 2010
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Cember

A Cember a person that you can trust.
Cembers usually think on the brighter sides of things and try to keep everyone positive.
A Cember is someone who can't leave someone behind and always will try to be there, even for someone of whom they don't know. A Cember is someone who is strong, even when the world may seem like it's going to crash down around them.
A Cember is deep, caring, intuitive, and romantic. A Cember is someone who can't be mean, even if they tried.
A Cember is someone who sees the beauty in everything and wants to learn more about anything.
A Cember is a daydreamer, someone who has problems at times, and a person who can be extremely funny.
A Cember is someone who is humble and sweet. A person that is definitely worth befriending.
Wow dude, your reflection upon the bullying issue really shows how much of a Cember you can be.
by CreateLoveDestroy June 7, 2011
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cerebrality

Intelligence; the state at which one's cerebral faculties function.
That professor has quite high cerebrality.
by Whoa-ho-ho-ho! September 13, 2006
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cerebral hemorrhage

Noun.
1. Severe bleeding of the brain.
2. Severe bleeding of the brain caused by exposure of a person of average intelligence(the victim) to a case of extreme mental ineptitude, such as that which would be demonstrated by a damned idiot.
3. Something that would cause such effects.
4. A term used to describe extreme annoyance at stupidity.
1.
After the blood vessels in his brain were ruptured, the man died from cerebral hemorrhage.

2.
Person A: Did you know that, statistically, women make significantly less money than men?
Person B: Oh my God, stop being sexist!
Person A: *passes out*
Person A(after regaining conciousness): Holy Shit, that was the worst bout of cerebral hemorrhage I've had in years.

3.
That movie was cerebral hemorrhage.

4.
Moronic comments give me cerebral hemorrhage.
by LivingHell October 24, 2004
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Hyper Cerebral Electrosis

This is a condition, which is considered to be mythological to some. The condition causes the brain, along with the rest of the head, to explode. This is caused by concentrating. This condition is often referred to as H.C.E., and often leaves the audience of an H.C.E. attack under suspicion of murder.
Gerald and Larry were poking cow patties when Gerald mentioned the time-space continuum. Shortly after, Larry's head exploded due to his acute Hyper Cerebral Electrosis, and Gerald was left as the prime suspect for his murder.
by Swarticus Prime November 17, 2009
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Carbert

The most kick ass last name, and whoever has it represents it well. Always have, always will. Now, hold up your beer and chug to the best last name ever! Go Carberts! They love to party and have a good time!
Do you know the Carberts?
Yeah, they always throw the best parties when their parents are out of town.
Awesome! Lets go to one.
Okay.
by dancetotheradio April 19, 2009
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