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CLG - Certified lover girl

A female who easily genuinely falls in love with a boy wholeheartedly.
Defined example : Based of observations, Kelsey is a CLG - certified lover girl .
by Kels15 August 19, 2022
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Ceramic Dome

Ceramic dome is very complex and expensive way to receive dome. Although the amount of work to achieve this feat may seem daunting, the reward is unmatched.
The first step is to find a Ceramic Wheel that is in good working condition. The Male then positions himself Back down onto the Ceramic wheel, with the Schlong perfectly Centered on the dead center of the wheel. The male then proceeds to spin around, with his rocket staying in the exact same place, due to exact centering. A woman Is then carefully lowered from above via an intricate series of pulleys and a Harness to keep her in place. She then proceeds to administer dome to the spinning male, while the Meat stick spins violently in the woman's mouth. Upon completion, you will become a well respected member of the community, and people will see you as the guy who successfully received ceramic dome.

Warning: Ceramic dome is for experts only, the act can be very dangerous and could result in personal injury if not executed properly.
Dude, they had to close down the Ceramics class room because some guy got Ceramic dome in there a few minutes ago.

Hey you see Mike over there, He got ceramic dome twice last year. Now he's a shoe-in to become the next mayor.

hey, Did you hear that Rich suffered a broken nose last week when trying to get ceramic dome? I guess he fell off the wheel, what a rookie.
by Domegetter4000 January 5, 2009
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Certified Public Accountant

Certified Public Accountant- A professional accountant who has passed a series of extensive exams administered by the American Institute for CPAs (AICPA). The CPA is qualified to represent cases before the IRS. The CPA may also provide consulting services, tax or financial advice, audit and attestation services, and general accounting tasks.

Having fun with numbers and a love for turning the mess of other entities into a simple and accurate spreadsheet.

Myself and others licensed by their respective state Boards of Accountancy to use the CPA designation and hold themselves out to the public as "Accountants."
Oh crap, the investors, creditors, management, and qualifying governmental entities need financial information, better call a Certified Public Accountant.
by Matt, CPA August 30, 2006
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Creationist Paradox

A situation where people who know next to nothing about Science feel themselves qualified to refute it, often as a means of defending creationism.
Creationist Paradox in action:
Creationist: I only failed science class because it's all wrong!
by Nona Suomy January 12, 2009
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G Manifesto Certified

G Manifesto Certified is some thing that is dope
This beat is so dope, its G Manifesto Certified
by Money B August 30, 2008
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certified baller

being such a baller that you are legally certified.
Mike "Look at that baller!"
Shaun "Oh thats just james, he's a certified baller."
by jdtitties April 24, 2010
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creative block

When you can't find yourself to have a creative thought. This often leads you to smack your head on a pillow until you find a good thought.
I need to find something creative to do with my drawings because I feel so plain. Now I have creative block and can't think of anything.
by Mistermonsterman May 26, 2014
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