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celibation

"Yo bro, let's not feel bad about becoming born again virgins. Instead lets have a celibation!"
by bwegs February 13, 2012
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celibrate

combination of celebrate and celibate. celebrating being celibate. an ironic/sarcastic way of saying you have not had sex in a long time. way of saying you feel like getting a buzz on so you can forget you haven't had sex in a long time.
person 1: "i haven't been laid in so long that i feel like i should celibrate."

person 2: "yeah, let's go get a bottle and celibrate proper!"
by lober June 13, 2009
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Celibite

Celibite is a term used when you refuse or choose to have sex untill you can prove your self faithfull to do so.
I used to "sleep around" even when I was in a relation ship with somone so i've decided to remain Celibite untill I can prove to my self that I can be faithfull.
by Ashleahhhhhh August 16, 2007
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Celibat

Much like celibate but referring to masterbation. To stop slapping the salami. often prescribed after one masterbates too often causing an uncomfortable rash to form on the shaft.

*WARNING* going celibat can increase the occurence ofNRB's and wet dream's
Rosco went celiBAT for Lent because he's a catho. his goal was 40 but he only made it to 27!
by wynts January 29, 2007
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celebate

To not have sex, to be without sexing up. Can be either for relgious reasons, personal, or because no one wants to have sex with you.
Person 1: I can't believe Tom has been celebate for so long!
Person 2: I heard he became a monk!
Person 1: That's not what I heard...
Person 2: You heard that his girlfriend wanted to build their 'relationship'?
Person 1: Nope..
Person 2: No one wanted to fcuk him?
Person 1: Yep!
by DiaryofaRedHead July 10, 2005
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Celibasexual

A type of sexuality where a male or female choose to stay away from the opposite sex. It does not deal with any type of religion, people choose this sexuality from constant embarrassment or rejection from the opposite sex. Celibasexuals do not find their own sex attractive either.
Wow dude are you gay you don't like girls.

No no no, I'm a celibasexual.

What's that?

Its complicated, look it up on urban.
by MitchTACOTACOTACO October 24, 2008
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celibating

The uber Christian chick took a vow to maintain her virginity until she was married but she has been celibating several times a day.
by Dick Berry September 19, 2013
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