a personal montage played in one's mind in order to honor the memory of a recently deceased celebrity.
"Patrick Swayze died today?"
"Yeah I heard earlier"
"I need a minute"
...
"Okay I'm back. I had to absorb the full effect of his celebritage. Man, he was good in Dirty Dancing"
"Yeah I heard earlier"
"I need a minute"
...
"Okay I'm back. I had to absorb the full effect of his celebritage. Man, he was good in Dirty Dancing"
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(verb) To pretend to share joy with another, while secretly experiencing strong feelings of jealousy, and doing a poor job of concealing said jealousy; Giving disingenuous compliments whilst sippin a large cup of haterade. This action is almost always painfully obvious to others. Derived from a combination of the words "celebrate" and "hate."
Roger: "Did you see Tom's new ride?! That thing is sick!"
Hater: "Mmm hmmm...yeah, it was nice."
Roger: "Dude, you're so celebrahating on him!"
Tony: "What do you think of Sean's new girlfriend? She's so hot!!"
Hater: "Umm, yeah, she was....alright. I'm so happy for him." (Slurping haterade)
Tony: "I smell celebrahate wafting from your direction."
Hater: "Mmm hmmm...yeah, it was nice."
Roger: "Dude, you're so celebrahating on him!"
Tony: "What do you think of Sean's new girlfriend? She's so hot!!"
Hater: "Umm, yeah, she was....alright. I'm so happy for him." (Slurping haterade)
Tony: "I smell celebrahate wafting from your direction."
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Definition 2) A celebrity that whores themselves out.
Definition 2) A celebrity that whores themselves out.
Madonna's daughter is such a celebritute.
by First Name Jenny April 15, 2011
Get the celebritute mug.The teeth of a celebrity; lets face it, once somebody becomes famous, their teeth invariably become super white and neat and clean. See Miley Cyrus.
Miley Cyrus has some mean celebriteeth!
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“Guy Fieri was trending on Twitter and I thought the cholesterol had finally come for him, but it was just a Celebriscare! He’s just promoting his new ice cream line, “Frosted Tip and Dots”.”
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Get the Celebriscare mug.John Williams, a pirate aged 34, Celebrates Meesa Seesa day with Jar Jar Binks and ET on march 3rd each year
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