rage ceiling

-the maximum rage capacity of any individual or group.

-the peak party potential of any person. (AS HARD AS YOU CAN).

Lenny, you definitely hit your rage ceiling last weekend when you were smashing one stripper covered with blow on the glass table and pouring champagne down the ass-crack of her naked skank-friend.

by intellektualspew February 17, 2010

Ceiling Gang

A gang for small pp’s and small pp’s only.

That guy over there has a small d**k because he is ceiling gang.

by Ceiling Gang April 20, 2020

celibate goggles

The unfortunate lens that one sees through when they have not gotten lucky for quite a long time where everyone begins to look attractive (mainly people who you would not normally find attractive if you were getting laid). When wearing the celibate goggles you should display the utmost caution as it can lead to mistakes and regret. Accessorizing oneself with the celibate goggles is an open invitation to personal ridicule.

Leah: Geez girl, that guy is NAHT hot.
case 1:
Becki: He's smokin'. I'm going to have a good time tonight.
Leah: Take off your celibate goggles before you embarrass yourself.

case 2:
Becki: I'd have sex with anyone tonight, I haven't gotten laid in so long.
Jess: Take off those goggles there.

by 313vagina April 17, 2009

Ceiling duty

When you sniff so much cocaine throughout the night and you finally go home to try and sleep but end up staring at the ceiling until early hours in the morning on ceiling duty.

Had such a good night last night out with the boys but once I got home in bed I spent the rest of the night on ceiling duty.

by HarassmentP4NDA September 28, 2018

Cecelia

Cecelia is honestly the most pretty girl you’ll ever meet she is so funny and always had a good attitude and she js the best girl to ever have you will be lucky if you meet someone like her and she always knows how to keep a relationship she’s the sweetest girl you can ever meet never give up on a girl as amazing as Cecelia hope you meet someone like this

G boy:Wow that girl is amazing !
Toby D: yeah she reminds me of Cecelia!

by Turtle raper May 11, 2018

blvck ceiling

An emotional state of depression where the individual feels as if they have reached their absolute pinnacle and that the remaining portion of their life will be spent in decline.

She just lays under a blvck ceiling for hours listening to witch house and daydreaming the vanity of her inevitable demise.

by Ranchgirls December 14, 2020

Celibate

No fucking.

Some of the people trying to accuse the guy of being a womanizer didn't know he had been celibate for almost a decade (the way he had spent most of his life). He didn't think he was a priest, or cleaner/better than anybody else, it was just the way he lived, the same way people who decide live the opposite life live the opposite life. He didn't think their accusations made a lot of sense.

by Solid Mantis May 16, 2020