Whatever Caulks Your Wagon

"whatever floats your boat" - whatever makes you happy. Caulk wagon is taken from the classic Apple II game Oregon Trail. A phrase meant to sound dirty when its really not.

ME: I'm gonna fuck MAD BITCHES

Hunter: Hey man, whatever caulks your wagon.

by RCampz November 9, 2009

Caulk the wagon and float it

to stick your dick in a girl doggy and then pick her ass up and bounce it on you

dont bend your hips, dont ask her to do it; just caulk the wagon and float it.

by Blake the amazin October 3, 2007

pussy juice caulking

When a females vaginal area starts to leave a stench

I can smell your pussy juice caulking from over here

by David Shcwimmer June 9, 2018

Caulking Vents

Performing fellatio on The Game.

There go GL caulking vents again.

by ###6 August 20, 2019

Caulk Turndown

Pushing a female's face and mouth away from your cock while she is kneeling in front of you attempting to suck your dick

The foreman gave the secretary a caulk turndown and she was distracted and in need of some for the remainder of the day.

by #Zerofucks March 12, 2018

buff caulk

A macho asshole who thinks his shit don't stink

Check out this buff caulk, stealing candy from children and blankets from homeless men

by mikchikken February 1, 2018

Caulk

Caulk. It’s a universal term.

can be used anywhere, anytime.

“wow he’s so Caulk”
“It’s caulk I guess”
“Damn I’m gonna caulk”

by Caulk Life April 6, 2023