cattle prong

pinching someone HARD on the inside of the arm with you're index finger and thumb.

"Zack left a HUGE bruise when he cattle pronged my arm!"

by ~JV November 27, 2009

cattle spanking

An agrresive way one might masturbate, especially with large Male genatalia.

This Bish was so fine, I found the nearest restroom and engaged in some rigorous Cattle spanking.

by Steaks from Jake's farm November 21, 2020

cattle feeder

A large metal round pool which is meant to feed livestock but city kids will swim in it. Durning the winter time they will chop up the frozen water and throw chunks of dirty ice at each other

I saw Robby throw a chunk of ice from the "cattle feeder" at Phils face. It was funniest thing ever

by Whkdikvdy359637bdhj July 17, 2022

Cattle prod

Using freaky deaky yoga techniques to hone the end of your dick on a woman's g spot. Applying pressure then makes her feel like she's being electrocuted from the inside, resulting in the most intense orgasms she's ever had.

It felt like his dick was a cattle prod

by G_F January 17, 2014

cattle prod

Penis belonging to a man who is attracted to fat chicks

Pat loved the fat chicks so much, we call him the cattle prod.

by CJ_H September 19, 2007

Cattle Decapitation

Cattle Decapitation is a bad-ass 4 man death metal/deathgrind band fronted by lead singer Travis Ryan.

Guy 1: "Dude, we need to see Cattle Decapitation on Friday. I heard they're playing 5 songs from Monolith of Inhumanity."
Guy 2: "Sounds like a plan! I'll get tickets."

by Jigginsmusic October 29, 2014

Cattle Man

An ordinaly farmer who lives along the Nymboiba River. Be has become a legend ever since 2004 when a school orientrreing group wandered onto his land unknowing.
He was transformed from an ordinary farmer asking them to get off his property into a vicious inbred farmer who accused them of stealing his cattle.

"Excuse me you're on my property, I can't have people on my property 'cause my cattle gets spooked and run away"

"'Ey you! get offa my property!!! You blinking cow poachers! You knows them kids gonna scare 'em, then make 'em run away. I'll shoot ya with my shot gun!!!"

by Sir Megan (The Megan) January 6, 2005