Jesus is an Astronaut

The act of ruining a deep, intellectual conversation with a random statement.

Scott: ... And that is why life is so confusing
Dean: Jesus is an Astronaut
Scott: Wait what?

by Dbert71 December 23, 2008

The Astronaut

Blowing a load that shoots straight up in resemblance to a rocket ship in result of a hefty tit fucking finish; hitting the girl in the chin, face or even entering the nasal cavity which is dependent upon the distance and velocity of the shot. Also known as the "Space Cadet"

"She asked me If I was almost done and right when she opened her mouth to speak she met the astronaut"

by JK-RWTD March 25, 2010

Astronaut leg

When you get so baked that your legs won't move. They feel like an astronaut's leg.

"Can you make me a cup of tea?"
"No, I have really bad astronaut leg."

by monkeynuts94 April 1, 2015

Korean Astronaut

A Korean bab that will take you out of this world.

Gee wiz, I could use a Korean Astronaut right now.

by Bootie slammer 96 October 28, 2016

bean astronaut

amogus

yo dude the fire alarm looks like that one bean astronaut

sus

by userhandlegoeshere July 1, 2021

Mourning The Fallen Astronauts

When you can't get a full erection and you don't know why. Not quite Erectile Dysfunction, but close.

"Dude, I was about to get it on, but then I started Mourning the Fallen Astronauts."

by TheOneAndOnlyCMC December 15, 2016

japanese astronaut

A Japanese woman (or man) who really, really, really enjoys anal sex.

Dude, I was banging this tiny little Japanese girl, and I didn't even know she was a Japanese astronaut. She was basically begging for me to fuck her in her ass. What? Of course I did it.

by Joe Salone September 22, 2010