Fidel Castro

That guy that does that stuff

you know who I'm talking about

by Elitist March 22, 2005

Alexis Castro

Although she seems sweet on the surface she is very sour. If you’re on her bad side you are in for a surprise. She might verbally bully you or abuse you (like punching and kicking). But that’s okay because she’s just trying to hide the fact that she’s a big bully. But, be careful when you tell her she’s a bully she will reject it and say “no you’re a bully.” If you get the chance to meet one of them be sure to tell them to stop bullying the sexy beast, Lane.

person: *does nothing*
Alexis Castro: *bullies you* UR SUCH A BULLY

by iamyourdadddy May 8, 2019

Ryan Castro

Someone who thinks that UrbanDictionary.com is stupid and useless and that it's too easy to submit new words.

Blah blah blah my name is Ryan Castro and I hate Urban Dictionary

by 6969240 January 19, 2021

Mr Carlos Trejo Castro

Very good teacher that during the lesson for 99% talks about his life, specialy about Finland and skin cancer and about how he met his wife (that is actually his grandma)in the gulag. How can u tell if your teacher is Mr Trejo Castro well he needs to speak with a Spanish accent and is correcting everyone who speaks 10000000000 times better English then him.

"Ah, another boring lesson with Mr Carlos Trejo Castro"
"Here he goes, talking about his life for 5 hours straight"

by pengting69 August 12, 2020

castro valley

The middle of no where right next to San Francisco.

I'm going to Castro Valley.

Where?

by ajld September 11, 2004

fidel castro

Much like the Abe Lincoln, this move involves blowing your load on a girl's face and then accessorizing her face with someone else's rotten pubes, thus creating a Fidel Castro like beard.

Monty was angry his woman would not take it in the pooper, so he gave her the Fidel Castro with his friend Dave's pubes, which were rife with crabs.

by R. Cogwell December 1, 2006

fidel castro

If you're criminally ignorant of history but want to appear cool, you pretend to know something by cheering for Fidel Castro & Che Guevara. You also show what a non-conformist you are by wearing a soul-patch & a Latin ring on your thumb (on the inside of the ring it says "made in China" since it was made by orphans in a sweat-shop).

Fidel Castro by his own admission has been a communist since 17, despite what uninformed people write on the internet, he was not "forced into the Soviet sphere" by the US embargo. Rather, the US was one of the first countries to recognize his government after the revolution, and Castro was given a ticker-tape parade in NYC. As always happens after such revolutions, Castro was unable to live up to his Utopian promises. In order to hold power, he suspended human rights. During the heyday of the Soviet Bloc, Cuba had the most repressive laws of any communist country. Habeas Corpus doesn't exist in Cuba. Under laws enacted by Castro, people can be imprisoned indefinitely, even executed, if they have an "appearance" that suggests they may do something immoral. In the 60s, Castro sent people to slave-labor camps for listening to the Beatles, now there's a statue of John Lennon in Havana, why? Because Castro needs green dollars to continue his regime, and Americans & Europeans like to get their picture taken at the statue so they can look cool. Unless something in Cuba is related to tourism or foreign dollars, it is left to rot and crumble.

Twenty percent of Cubans are in prison or exile.

Fidel Castro is a billionaire, and if you support him, you are what HE CALLS a "useful idiot".

"Hello, I like Fidel Castro. Let's go to your apartment and have sex, then we can listen to 'Dashboard Confessional' on my iPod and cry".

by Cody Pendant June 13, 2007