Jason Castro

the guy with dreadlocks, bright blue eyes, an amazing voice, and mad guitar skills from Season 7 of American Idol.

Girl: Oh my god did you watch American Idol last night?! Jason Castro looked SEXY!
Boy: YEAH he did. And I must say, the dreads were lookin mighty fine!

by clare m April 7, 2008

fidel castro

An bloke who's been pissing Americans off with style for 40 years!!!

'Worried, his as worried as Fidel Castro'

by Black Flag January 6, 2004

fidel castro

When a male inserts his cigar into the female's vagina, fondels her with it, then smokes it.

Bill Clinton performed a "Fidel Castro" on Monica Lewinsky, during their affair in the oval office.

by stephw December 21, 2006

Fidel Castro

Communist dictator of Cuba, who has ruled since 1959. Castro is a self-proclaimed Marxist-Leninist. He overthrew dictator Fulgencio Batista with promises of establishing a democratic government in Cuba. Instead, he moved the country towards communism by confiscating private businesses, doing away with private property, rationing food, and executing the communist opposition. Castro made the communist party the only legal party in the country, doing away with multi-party elections that are free and democratic. There is no freedom of speech, expression, and due process, and there is little freedom of religion.

Idiot: "Fidel Castro is the President and liberator of Cuba"

Cuban: "If by President you mean dictator and by liberator you mean oppressor, then yes."

by Rodolfo M February 3, 2010

Fidel Castro

That guy that does that stuff

you know who I'm talking about

by Elitist March 22, 2005

Alexis Castro

Although she seems sweet on the surface she is very sour. If you’re on her bad side you are in for a surprise. She might verbally bully you or abuse you (like punching and kicking). But that’s okay because she’s just trying to hide the fact that she’s a big bully. But, be careful when you tell her she’s a bully she will reject it and say “no you’re a bully.” If you get the chance to meet one of them be sure to tell them to stop bullying the sexy beast, Lane.

person: *does nothing*
Alexis Castro: *bullies you* UR SUCH A BULLY

by iamyourdadddy May 8, 2019

Ryan Castro

Someone who thinks that UrbanDictionary.com is stupid and useless and that it's too easy to submit new words.

Blah blah blah my name is Ryan Castro and I hate Urban Dictionary

by 6969240 January 19, 2021