castration fantasy

To be castrated by the woman who you love and worship, either real or fantasy

castration fantasy is when you dream about or desire or think about the woman you love to loving-ly remove your testicles or to keep them in HER possesion

by viking48 February 28, 2009

Camara

The girl with the most impeccable personality.

That person is such a camara!

by Theuknown2255 May 16, 2019

Casarah

The most beautiful girls you'll ever see, they're outrageously funny and are the most down-to-earth girl out there. They're a 15 on a scale of 1-10 and will make any guy lucky enough to be with them fall so hard in love that they swear life would never be as good as it was when they were with her

FYI: make sure she has had plenty of sleep before approaching a casarah

Synonym for "valumptous"

EX 1:"dude, i just busted a casarah and slept for like 18 hours"

EX 2: "Damn, that girl's booty is so casarah!"

by glossywaffle February 4, 2010

castrate

to get your balls cut off

my girlfriend castrated me when she found out i was cheating on her.

by 69 December 23, 2004

Castration

Emasculation. Removal of the male sexual organs. Practiced by ancient and barbaric societies where sex was considered highly evil.

Also used in the courts of ancient China to produce eunuchs, castrated male servants who could be trusted to be in close proximity to the Emperor. To be near the Emperor was to be near his harem, so naturally few men were allowed to be in his presence. Eunuchs were considered safe, since they had neither the will nor the ability to "sample the goods" as it were. As a result, eunuchs could gain special leverage with the Emperor, due to their proximity to him, and be appointed to high government offices. Towards the end of the 19th century, some of the most powerful men in the country were eunuchs.

Castration: I'm a take this meat cleaver to yo' nuts, bitch!

by the birds and trees May 19, 2008

Castrate Yourself

Something that is said to a dude who has said or done something so inexplicably stupid that his gametes need to be immediately removed from the gene pool.

Ryan: Yeah, I thought it best to get back together with her again.
Josh: Isn't this the fourth time?
Ryan: Well, yeah.
Josh: Fucking castrate yourself.

by AbsolutelyPolishedBean May 18, 2016

castrati

males who were castrated before puberty so that they could be trained to play feminine roles in plays and operas in the 18th century. The tonal quality of the castrati was so pure that the castrated youths were in great demand as performers. Many famous composers of the era wrote operatic parts especially for the voices of the castrati.

Seth sings like he's a castrati.

by Dave Hoff May 3, 2005