When a docter doesn't know what's wrong with you so they give you a whole bunch of antibiotics and steriods, hoping they will kill whatever you have.
We don't know what wrong with you so we gonna do a carpet bomb. Here's a handful of colorful pills. It might make you better and make you worse than when you came in. Fingers crossed!
by Dr. No Care December 17, 2009
when your masturbating and you cum all over the carpet/floor area leaving a crusty stains in your carpet
by L.L.spermway February 23, 2010
When a female repeatedly dips her "carpet" on a defeated opponent's face, generally as a sign of disrespect or dominance. Effectively a female version of the "teabag."
As with the "V Bag" this is mostly used in the gaming community by female players who have defeated a disrespectful or arrogant opponant. A way of putting gamer jerks in their place.
As with the "V Bag" this is mostly used in the gaming community by female players who have defeated a disrespectful or arrogant opponant. A way of putting gamer jerks in their place.
by the lordbaddkitty April 27, 2009
When you take a shit on a public restroom floor. similar to that of doing the "helicopter" but going number 2 instead of 1. normally the center of the room is ideal so that everyone coming into the bathroom can witness your raid on terror. or you can go for the silent approach and drop it in the stall leaving a pleasant suprise
bro 1: dude i just did a helicopter in the ampm bathroom
bro 2: fuck ya bro ill go finish it up with a carpet bomb!
bro 1: hahaha!
bro 2: hahaha!
bro 2: fuck ya bro ill go finish it up with a carpet bomb!
bro 1: hahaha!
bro 2: hahaha!
by CgT87 June 11, 2011
When having intercourse with a female, as you are about to ejaculate, pull out and splooge on her pubic hair.
"How was last night with Sophie?"
"Brah, I totally carpet bombed that hoe! My nut was all over that bush."
"Brah, I totally carpet bombed that hoe! My nut was all over that bush."
by TheTarkKnight March 10, 2015
The at of taking a dump on your sexual partners pubic hair. This act is related to the bunker buster.
by Glen Newhall February 07, 2007
by tuckchuck January 24, 2010