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carpaski

Gentoo Linux developer, master of portage and weird bugs. See www.blamecarpaski.tk.
00:59 <@carpaski> qt + -j11 + -O3 == explode
01:00 <@carpaski> qt + -j11 + -O2 == eh
01:01 <@bazik> p2: calc qt + -j11 + -O2
01:01 <+p2> -13
01:01 <@bazik> 13 - bad luck ;)
by bazik December 21, 2003
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CarParts

Refers to the anatomically pleasing parts of a female.
Dude, did you see the carparts on that one?

Yes I did. I'd love to drive that car.
Man, I was driving this car yesterday with the best carparts I have ever seen. You should definitely take her for a test drive, I'll give you her number.
by CArcherE August 1, 2011
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CarParkMark

Hottest drummer in the world but is incapable of jogging due to the the ice cubes that keep falling out of his glass and is weirdly into goats.
I don’t suffer from insanity, I'm just really into CarParkMark.
by fart patrol March 1, 2023
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car-park safari

The act of driving around for hours looking for a place to park your car. Usually occurs in shopping centers on rainy days.
"Dude how was that car-park safari it went for hours!"
by Sexy__Bitch February 7, 2010
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Carpartment

When you live in your/a car

or

When you sleep in your car with your boyfriend/girlfriend because you cannot bring them in your house, and your too broke or do not want to afford a room
"The sex sucked, so I made him sleep in the carpartment"

or

"Damn, sorry you got kicked out. You can't stay here but my blazer's in the back, put the seats down and you can sleep in the carpartment"
by Carpartment October 16, 2011
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Carparanoia

Carparanoia- the state of mind whereupon any audible anomaly in your automobile induces the thought of extreme income loss in your mind.
My gosh that sound in the back, when I apply my brakes just causes me extreme carparanoia. I best see my therapist instead of my mechanic!
by DickensFan1968 March 2, 2018
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carparanoia

Carparanoia- a state of mind whereupon any audible anomalous situation in an automobile induced a state causing a concern of imminent income loss.
My gosh I hear that darn squeak in the back of the car again! I better see my therapist for my carparanoia.
by DickensFan1968 May 8, 2018
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