Carl Azuz

there are no words to describe this amazing human. he gives the best puns known the man kind. he not only is the news anchor for CNN10, but he is also my God. I am a strong believer in azuzism and i pray to carl azuz every night.

friend 1: we didn't watch CNN10 this morning in class!
friend 2: awh it's okay I already prayed to Carl Azuz this morning...

by carlazuzlover December 26, 2019

Carla Gugino

A very attractive, and equally talented actress who has worked in such films as Watchmen, Sin City and countless others and appearerd as a regular on Entourage. She may very well be one of the sexiest women in Hollywood today and likely will be for the forseeable future and beyond. She is stunnning.

Guy1: Wow, I just saw Sin City for the 97th time. Carla Gugino is so gorgeous.

Guy2: Who?

Guy1: Your manhood is seriously in question right now.

by TribbleDibbleBibble(sc3n3) October 7, 2010

Carl Johnson

A motherfucking piece of shit gang-banging cock sucker

Officer Tenpenny describes Carl Johnson as a mother fucking piece of shit gang banging cock sucker
Conversation:
Carl: Uh- Sweet!
*Distracts officer Tenpenny*

*Missed shot at Carl*
Tenpenny:It ain’t over Carl! It ain’t over!
Tenpenny: Carl you motherfucking piece of shit gang banging cock sucker!
*Shoots generators to make building explode*

by Frank_Tenpenny July 20, 2019

Carl On Duty Black Cops

A very popular game with today's generation of kids. it tells the story of a struggling cop named Carl as he try's to solve the case of who is the real Slim Shady?Carl then gets him self in lots of trouble along the way such as running in to the line at KFC, as well as bumping in to his old mischievous friend Sir Lord Thomas Clifford Birtwistle NBE and OBE who is famous for smuggling in monkeys Carl has to arrest him as well but things don't go quite as planned. It is a very emotional and deep game which really appeals to those who enjoy games on crime, and also those who wish to have an insight to the life of a black cop.

Fred: What game you playing there Bob?
Bob: Carl on duty black cops.
Fred: Don't you mean Call Of Duty Black Ops?
Bob: No........
Fred: ..........
Bob: ..........

by Chewitt 56 December 16, 2011

Carl Daniel

Carl Daniel likes to get the 6 in every subject. He usually gets to build the gaming pc with his dad. He also likes to be fucking annoying sometimes.

Gaming pc:

Carl Daniel : "Guys, someday im gonna build a gaming pc with my dad :( " *really sad voice, like he is the last person on earth*

fucking annoying:

Sigurd: "Im gonna go eat dinner, bye"
Carl Daniel: "Youre going to hoe bean sinners??"

by Siggen Piggen November 10, 2021

Spicy Carl

The classic 'hot Carl' with the added stipulation that the consistency mimic a physically burning sludge.

Damn bro, you paid $650 for a spicy carl and you did didn't even give her a tip, what a cheapskate.

by Ranchgirls November 28, 2020

Carla

Carla is an amazing, beautiful girl! She has eyes that sparkle everywhere she goes. She has so much sass and attitude that she sometimes even scares you! If you haven't met her and see her from a distance, she is really intimidating but once you get to know her, shes the most unique, selfless and kindest person you'll ever meet! Shes so beautiful and her everything is gorgeous but she dosent belive that. She has insecuritys that are too much to count even tho they shouldn't even be insecurity because shes beautiful anyways. Carlas act tough but they really arnt.
Carlas have a nice body and one big fat ass! Everywhere she goes she turnes heads because its that fat! Carla dosent think shes loved by much people even tho she is!

If you ever see a carla, smile at her and let her know shes loved.

"Carla ha a fat ass"
" carla really is an amazing person"

by Carla is amazing May 21, 2018