cute, adorable, dog lover, sweetest guy you'll ever meet, deserves an amazing girl, will always treat her right, loves his family, great snow boarder, all-around perfect guy, loving dork, cute, sweet,
me: do you know who carlos pena is?
you: oh you mean like the most amazing guy to come into my life?
me: yeah he's a real sweet heart
you: oh you mean like the most amazing guy to come into my life?
me: yeah he's a real sweet heart
by amelialuv January 2, 2012
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His voice is sexy deep >:) and he smells really good. You’ll miss him when he’s gone and if you let him go it’s because you know he’ll do great things because he is a bad A S S .
His voice is sexy deep >:) and he smells really good. You’ll miss him when he’s gone and if you let him go it’s because you know he’ll do great things because he is a bad A S S .
Whoa , Juan Carlos is so strong and smells really good ! hehe
Juan Carlos has an amazing calling , lift him up in prayer !
Juan Carlos has an amazing calling , lift him up in prayer !
by fleur August 13, 2019
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When our town becomes Cartown, USA, our best pickpockets come streaming out of the woodwork to go and mingle with the glitterati.
by Dr Bunnygirl August 17, 2019
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He seems to have delusions of grandeur, as his commercials and joke deliveries convey an attitude of "I'm bad because I said that! You wouldn't have the guts to laugh!" or "If you don't know who I am, you've been living under a fucking rock!"
He's a pathetic little miscreant who gives himself "scary" nicknames like "The Punisher" the way an eight-year-old without any friends would.
He's also half Honduran and half white, pretending to be Mexican when in reality he has no Mexican blood at all. Because of this being part of his thinly-veiled schtick, he overuses the phrases "wetback" and "beaner," trying to be offensive and funny.
The only way he is offensive is because his "comedy" is so painfully unfunny, yet he thinks he's the funniest, most offensive comedian out there.
He seems to have delusions of grandeur, as his commercials and joke deliveries convey an attitude of "I'm bad because I said that! You wouldn't have the guts to laugh!" or "If you don't know who I am, you've been living under a fucking rock!"
He's a pathetic little miscreant who gives himself "scary" nicknames like "The Punisher" the way an eight-year-old without any friends would.
He's also half Honduran and half white, pretending to be Mexican when in reality he has no Mexican blood at all. Because of this being part of his thinly-veiled schtick, he overuses the phrases "wetback" and "beaner," trying to be offensive and funny.
The only way he is offensive is because his "comedy" is so painfully unfunny, yet he thinks he's the funniest, most offensive comedian out there.
Bill, "Hey look! Mind of Mencia is on! Carlos is so funny because he says things that are supposed to really offend people!"
John, "Carlos Mencia is not edgy or bad. He's pathetic."
John, "Carlos Mencia is not edgy or bad. He's pathetic."
by Someone you'd like to know August 14, 2006
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