a closing time

A girl you would not normally take home, but you are forced because it is closing time at the bar, and their is no more options

That girl is a closing time.

by Beat Jackin September 3, 2007

Making The Closing

1. The act of closing a store.
2. Written on a resume belonging to a foreigner (usually of French background) when referring to what he/she has done in previous jobs.
3. When shooting the shit, something said just to continue a conversation (Usually with a sexual undertone or meaning).

1. Who's making the closing tonight?
2. I look forward to making the closing at your store.
3. Why don't the two of you come over and make the closing with us?

by Ryan Butao January 19, 2008

Closing

The act of "doing the deed". To close is the have sexual intercourse with someone. Particularly used in regards to a girl who is hard to get.

Jack: Did you close last night?

Andy: Nah she wanted to wait until shes in a relationship to bang, closing was never a possibility.

by nickspace November 14, 2012

Carling-in-hand

The natural state of British patriots. While in this state, this person may complain about the ‘floods of foreners’ or ‘halal muck’. In Greek mythology those with Carling-In-Hand were viewed to be among the divine and most honourable.

Absolutely fumin’. Just opened the back door Carling-in-hand to see Tom, John, Bill & Daz sitting in a circle laughing. Asked what they were doing n they said they were playin ‘Chinese whispers’. Can’t believe it. Not avin’ Ming Lee double agents anywhere near the trampoline. Called up the wife and we’re avin’ them aborted..... thank Theresa!

by MakeBritenGoodYeah March 9, 2018

Compulsive App Closing

Someone that closed an App as soon as they exit out of it.

His Compulsive App Closing is so extreme that in 4 hours his Iphone went only from 100-96%.

by Rushabc7 February 4, 2014

This ride's closing!

humorous: used to describe a situation when smth/smb will no longer be available for use

Rachel: We're throwing Phoebe a bachelorette party.
Phoebe: Yeah! Sorry, boys. This ride's closing!

by Catchmedoingthat July 25, 2016

carling

A Norwegian sport where you push a guy named Carl across ice. Not to be confused with curling.

Hey did you watch carling last night?

Yeah Canada totally dominated the US in the final rounds with some nice broom works.

WTF, I said carling not curling you loser. Who watches curling anyways, it's like hockey minus the speed and excitement.

by sulo251 February 27, 2010