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Miss South Carolina

A title associated with Lauren Caitlin Upton, Miss South Carolina in the Miss Teen USA Pageant 2007, made famous by her answer to the following question asked by Amiee Teegarden:

"Recent polls have shown a fifth of American's can't locate the U.S. on a world map. Why do you think this is?"

To which Miss South Carolina replied:

"I personally believe that U.S. American's are unable to do so because uh, some people out there in our nation don't have maps and, uh I believe that our education like such as South Africa, and uh, the Iraq, everywhere like such as and I believe that they should our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S. uh, or should help South Africa and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries so we will be able to build up our future for our children."
I am so jealous that Miss South Carolina has been everywhere like such as!
by Rosse September 28, 2007
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Carolina Road Dog

Are you kidding me? The Carolina Road Dog strikes again.
by the big cheeese September 26, 2008
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Carolina Thunderclap

An extremly potent strain of marijuana that is derived from the mountains of North Carolina.
Robbie "Yo man, ive got some fire"

Joe "Really? What is it?"

Robbie "That Carolina Thunderclap"
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priest caroling

Priest caroling, usually done around Christmas, is the act of dressing up as a priest, going door to door in your local town and telling false news that someone close to them has died.
"Are you going priest caroling this Christmas?"
"My friend hasn't spoken me since I priest caroled her last year."
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Carol Baskin

Crazy old lady that fed her ex husband to tigers.
She needed the money, so she pulled a "Carol Baskin."
by Papaelmo43 March 28, 2020
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Carolina

The sweetest, most caring girl you will ever meet. If she says she loves you, she means it from the bottom of her heart and will do absolutely do anything for you. She will do whatever to make you happy, even though if it means she's getting hurt in the end. She is the greatest friend you could ever have, she's there when you need her and will never hesitate to go out of her way for you. Her eyes are beyond beautiful, and tell you every emotion that's going through her head. She's fragile though, known to break down easily even though she rarely shows it. She has beauty and brains. Love her and she will love you back. However, if you mess with her in any way, she will make sure you get it back twice as bad. She is rarely ever a bitch unless you give her a good reason to be. If you have one in your life, she is special and unique, don't let her go. She's one to hold onto.
Wow, Carolina is so unbelievably incredible.
by music4321 March 26, 2013
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Carolina Hoedown

the act of getting a blowjob after taking a messy shit and not wiping so throughout the entire act your girl has to smell your shit while blowing you. You then ask her to stick a finger in your ass and after everything is said and done, you have left her with a souvenir of a wet, stinky skid mark on her couch or bedsheets.
Friend: Dude did you get laid last night?

Male: No, but I busted out the Carolina Hoedown so bad; her apartment stunk too bad for her to stay so she had to stay with a friend for the night.
by Airmanflipflop June 25, 2009
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