carked out

To pass out/fall asleep/become unconscious .

I cant believe i carked out in the bogs last night,
That shit fucked me up !

by lessliex January 2, 2011

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Get the carked outmug.

carking

The act of one male undressing in his car in a public car park for the sole purpose of attracting another male

Dale parked at morrison’s and started carking, brian was impressed

by Skippy645321 August 24, 2018

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Get the carkingmug.

Cark is, to put it bluntly, a clean alternative for nearly any other curse word there is. It has its origins in Shakespeare and is otherwise defined as 'to be greatly annoyed'. Regardless of and utterly separate from Shakespeare, the common interpretation of 'Cark' cannot be stated in polite conversation. On the other hand, Cark itself is a perfectly reasonable alternative.

*stubs toe*

"CARK IT ALL!!!"
"Hmm, that was a very clean and respectable way to state one's agony in a common and relatable scenario. That person must be quite intelligent."
*stubs own toe*
"$%@# THAT &@%$#& TABLE!!!!"
"Oh deary me, that man isn't very cultured at all. Let's banish him to Brazil."

by AnSp330 November 5, 2020

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Get the Carkmug.

Carc (Cark, Carke)

A derogatory slur against caucasian (typically heterosexual) males, originating from the Caucasus mountains meaning an overall bad person with "a penis so miniscule as to make a man unable to satisfy woman of any weight"

It has also been thought the word is derived from the french carcasse used when referring to early 1800s sick and dying Americans near Canada's border.

straight caucasian male: that guy is a fucking Carc (Cark, Carke).
bi non-caucasian female: yeah def a Carc.
straight caucasian male: Woah! you can't say that!

by Adelaide Phd February 19, 2024

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