carloni

A ferocious hermaphrodite monster weighing trilions of tons, eats everything, smells like rotting pussy, with an ass the size of the sun. This creature often waits by vigorously rubbing its smiley face and erecting thy right foot.

Run for your life it's a Carloni!!!

by fartlover November 17, 2014

does carlos have a fupa

This is when you wonder if your peer, Carlos, has a fat lower stomach area.

“Hey Cristina, does Carlos have a fupa?”
“I’m not sure. I’ll check later”

by BartaMarta May 15, 2021

Carlos

The best guy you'll ever meet. He is kind hearted, dependable, sweet, caring etc. No matter who you are what you look like or what history you have with him he'll always care about you. All though because of his kindness he is taken advantage of and gets hurt. He is everything he is there when you are down to bring you back up. He is always smiling and will try his best to make you smile. He's just an amazing person to have in your life all his friends would agree.

Carlos is the absolute best.

by ZalliWolf101 October 13, 2017

Carlon

Hot in Many ways .
A personality that Turns You Up.
Cute ass Smile .
DOPE AF .😍

I'd Date Ya One day .
-ya'll Carlon Out there

by Rayiana671 October 26, 2015

Carlos Mencia

A no talent hack of a comedian who's considered 'edgy' by only himself. His name isnt Carlos, and he isnt Mexican, but FULL fag. He does material that hasn't been funny in years, or is more funny done by the ORIGINAL comedian who he stole it from.

Did u see my shit last night, it was almost as big a shit as carlos mencia

by jwka2001 March 30, 2009

Carlos Mencia

A white man in a hispanic suit, programmed to destroy jokes, racial equality, and all intelligence.

Oh it's Mind of Mencia, starring Carlos Mencia, let me get my remote.

by SACSlym April 26, 2006

lisa de carlo

when your date changes their mind of who they are on a date with, mid date

you are on a date and things are going awesome, then you introduce your date to your friend then she pulls a lisa de carlo and starts asking him to make out with her in front of of you.

by cos23182318 January 8, 2012