candoodle

A flask or bottle of spirits, typically whisky. Tends to be prefixed with "old".

Can I have a bit of the old candoodle?

by valdoran August 29, 2013

Cardio Chris

A man who tells everyone he goes to the gym, but in reality all he does is run. No weights are allowed in a Cardio Chris.

Karen: I heard John goes to the gym now

Terry: Na he is just a Cardio Chris

Karen: oh...

by Bedford Bible Basher October 26, 2014

Cardowg

Cardowg is a name for one who is all knowing, or very wise samurai.

After many years of training, I am now an official Cardowg!

by cardowg March 16, 2021

Cardioke

When you do cardio and karaoke at the same time.

Man that cardioke really was hard huh

by AlienFun May 18, 2023

Chateau Cardboard

A classy term referring to cheap cask wine, goon.

Student 1: What you gonna drink Saturday night?

Student 2: Thought I'd fork out for some some Chateau Cardboard.

by Morticia Cadaver May 4, 2009

Carpoohling

The occasional moment in which the back of your shirt joins the toilet paper during an ass wipe.

Dude, I totally went carpoohling after taking a dump. I got shit all over the back of my shirt.

by JCD0823 March 2, 2011

captain cardboard

Derogatory term used to describe what appears to be a macho and/or shallow and/or unintelligent man, sometimes out of jealousy because he is dating a girl you like. This term coined by the character Spike from the television show “Buffy the Vampire Slayer.”

"God knows you need some satisfaction in life besides shagging Captain Cardboard and I never really liked you anyway, and... and you have stupid hair." -Spike

by Doomhammr May 13, 2005