Strip naked and lay on a bed with plastic wrap over your face. Let an amorous acquaintance shit on your face and enjoy the warm steamy love of it. Jerk yourself off as your brain becomes oxygen-deprived. The Dirty Carradine is an extension of the Hot Carl.
I'll order you the biggest, most expensive steak on the menu if you'll come back over to my place afterwards and assist me in the execution of a Dirty Carradine.
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'You must never date your friends ex. thats the cardinal rule of friendship'
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'Never date a co-worker, its the cardinal rule. because when it all blows up in your face. your screwed'
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He’s a really chill guy who auto pilot’s his way through life, he can be a genuinely great person but isn’t always open minded and can slip up and make a mistake, he doesn’t try to, he is just unaware. Although he has flaws he knows the right from wrongs and tries to problem solve for other people, but can’t do the same for himself, he isn’t too good with relationships but if you date him, he’ll try his best. He is a shy guy until you get to know him, the more comfortable he is with you, the more energetic he will be. He has many hobbies but still gets bored. His family relationship isn’t too grand but it isn’t horrible. He isn’t patient and has anger issues, but luckily he can be very loving and caring.
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Get the Cardin mug.In order to perform a proper Carradine, one must purchase the following items: a noose, tinted spotter goggles, a jar of Vaseline, and a sharp knife/scissors.
Following purchase of these items, you must first find a close friend or relative to spot you using your tinted spotter goggles -- this will ensure they are not able to see your shameful act. After giving yourself a partial erection (with use of the Vaseline), proceed to hang yourself from the nearest door or the darkest corner of an available room. Once you have achieved full erection and are masturbating furiously while your oxygen supply becomes ever limited, your friend must stand closely with the knife/scissors to cut the rope.
Following purchase of these items, you must first find a close friend or relative to spot you using your tinted spotter goggles -- this will ensure they are not able to see your shameful act. After giving yourself a partial erection (with use of the Vaseline), proceed to hang yourself from the nearest door or the darkest corner of an available room. Once you have achieved full erection and are masturbating furiously while your oxygen supply becomes ever limited, your friend must stand closely with the knife/scissors to cut the rope.
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Get the Stroke cardinal mug.Noun. Taken from BBC's excellent historical comedy, 'Blackadder The Second'. One becomes Cardinal Chunder if one vomits copiously in response to alcohol.
'What's that noise in the bathroom?'
'Ceri has just become the first female Cardinal Chunder, due to Rob's poteen.'
'Ceri has just become the first female Cardinal Chunder, due to Rob's poteen.'
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