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Melvin Capital

An extremely shitty hedge fund made up of scammers and money-having monkeys. Bribe companies like Robinhood and Discord to censor the smart retards who pour all their money into $GME.
Tried to tell my fellow retards on Discord to buy the dips and HOLD buy got my account banned by Melvin Capital

TO THE MOON! 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀
by Mama turtle January 28, 2021
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Capital City Syndrome

When individuals (or groups) originally from the capital cities of the world (or metropolitan) assume an air of superiority over everyone else. Cities where the problem is prevalent include; London, Edinburgh, Belfast, Dublin, Paris, Athens, Rome, Berlin, Vilnius, Vienna, Barcelona, Lisbon, Oslo, Stockholm, Helsinki, Washington, D.C., Mexico City, Ottawa, Cape Town, New Delhi, Beijing and Tokyo.

The phenomenon (disease) is mainly confined to Europe, North America and the developed english speaking world. However we cannot rule out its existence elsewhere.
Bar and club social scenario in Edinburgh

Man 1: "Hey bro, have you noticed how Sebastian from London and his bitches are staring at us?"
Man 2: "Yes indeed, it seemed to happen more once we told them we were from Leicester."

Man 1: "Yeah that condescending look, down the nose and all that. As if he's above."
Man 2: "Bro I know, but don't worry that mandem has capital city syndrome - its like just because theres a political office

in his city and its richer with more of a cultural hub. He somehow thinks it defines his superior nature."

Man 1: "Narcissistic Wankers"
Man 2: "Indeed, yeah apparently even Edinburgh folks and Dublin folks are also afflicted with the disease! Its like

everyone else in the counties doesn't matter!"
by The_Resurrected October 10, 2018
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Rainbow Capitalism

The action of companies pretending to support LGBT+ communities and/or specifically making merchandise for more profit.
These big companies just show rainbow capitalism and aren’t actually helping the LGBT+ community.
by Impalement June 2, 2019
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Capital Camps

A Jewish camp in Waynesboro Pennsylvania known for rich Jewish kids who spend their days at camp ignoring Jewish practices, and hooking up.
Boy 1- "Ayyyy brOoooO! Me and this girl hooked up behind Yotvata last night!"
Boy 2- "AYyy that shit fire brooooo!"
Boy 1- "I know right!!! The village leader didn't even catch us!"
Boy 2- "Yoooo thats sick bro! Tell me more at b'yachad!"

Boy 1- " I love capital camps!"
by handcheck March 31, 2019
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capital malcompliance

The direct disobedience of your local civil protection unit.
"Attention: You have been charged with:
243 Assault on Civil Protection Team
Capital Malcompliance
Divisice Sociocidal Counter-Obeyance

You have been judged guilty by civil protection, all units deliver terminal verdict immediately"
by Overwatch April 20, 2005
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anti-capitalism capitalism

1. anti-capitalism capitalism

noun

a political ideology in which one is a capitalist but also is an anti-capitalist.

• one proposed idea for the praxis of anti-capitalism capitalism is exploiting the loopholes of capitalism to make it collapse from the inside.

• a common meme form of praxis is when one simply buys capitalism for the sole purpose of destroying it right afterwards.
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2. anti-capitalism capitalist

noun
noun: anti-capitalism capitalist; plural noun: anti-capitalism capitalists

someone who supports and/or advocates for anti-capitalism capitalism.
1.

“Hey, have you heard of this new ideology? It’s called anti-capitalism capitalism.”
“Isn’t that an oxymoron?”
Absolutely not. You’re the moron for thinking that it is.”

2.
“What are your political leanings?”
“Me? I don’t know where my views would fit in. I’m an anti-capitalism capitalist.”
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True Capitalist Radio

A radio broadcast on blog talk radio. Hosted by the prognosticator of prognosticators- "Ghost", he talks about current economic crisis and/or important world events. Although once a haven for capitalists it has become a gathering site for bronies and trolls.
Ghost: Yes you're on true capitalist radio.

213: Hey ghost, whats good baby. I gotta feed my keedz ghost. I gotta be feeding dem keedz.
by Lt.Pooptickler September 8, 2011
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