Capfish

Someone who is fat and caps about things a lot

Bro this guy Harry is such a capfish

by fluckstar July 23, 2020

Capfishing

When you are talking to a man, woman, boy, or girl and they won't let you have intercourse after saying they will.

Man let me tell you what Casey is really capfishing me

by Ygshotta March 9, 2019

Catfished Xbox

Something that happened to keagan

Lol nigha got catfished Xbox

by Swerve1233221345 January 3, 2019

catfished

To be told something by someone when they are aware that it is not the truth.

Told the truth is something when it is actually something else.

“ Hey girl i swear i didn’t eat the last olive “

*watches a video tape of her eating the last olive

her “ omg you catfished me !!”

by oolala22 October 12, 2019

Carfished

The act of being deceived in a car add as to the quality of the car, much like catfished.

He said the car was perfect, but after seeing it in person we were definitely carfished.

by Almostoverlanding March 11, 2021

Carfished

When you order an Uber or Lyft expecting to see a nice car, but a beat up car pulls up! Or the vice versa.

Expecting a ugly car, but a cute car pulls up.

Me: Dude, this is not the car from the picture… Your car is way cooler!

Cute Asian driver: bro! I get that all the time.

Me: dude, you carfished me…

Cute Asian driver. Never heard of that before, add that to Urban Dictionary!

Or…..

Me: dude. This car is beat up!

Driver: it gets me where I need to go, but obviously you too, since you called an Uber.

Me: the App says it’s a 2020 RAV4… am I being carfished?

Driver: you can walk. *engine stops* Bro! Can you help me push?

Me: dude, it’s the 1 star for me!

by justice luv October 18, 2021

Catfished

When your looking for pussy but only find something fishy.

Billy went on a date dressed real fancy, spent a lot of money and had a condom in his wallet. Sadly he got catfished and came home with less money and condom still unopened.

by Dirtsquirll August 15, 2025