canoeing

like titty fuck but you put the penis in between the woman's breast, or on a guy's chest, and play with the breast against the penis like the penis is a canoe going white water rafting

steve: what did you and mary do last night?

robert: she wanted to titty fuck but I went canoeing on her instead

by myty399 July 31, 2012

Canoe

Any person of the female distinction that is rated by her male (or lesbian) conterparts as a 7 or over on her visual apperence. This term is usually issued by a man before a 'canoe' passes to inform his male comrades of the upcoming presence of a sexually appealing woman.

...Hot girl approaches...
Man: "Canoe"
...Other men scramble to locate the canoe...

by Kmando January 2, 2016

Canoed

To fake ones death with a canoe to gain life insurance money for money hungry wife.

I was so broke that I canoed myself, but got caught by the filth. Now I am doing 10 for fraud

by Frank XXII January 6, 2008

Canoe

The big reward or ultimate goal you are trying to achieve.

I don’t care about the clout. I’m just after the canoe.

by ThatguyP November 14, 2019

canoe

where canadians have sex

1. you know you're a true canadian when you've fucked in a canoe.

by alexaplaydespacitotwo1 June 6, 2019

Canoe

Another word for a black person.
It has been kept secret from the "negro community" since the meaning was established in 1984.

Yo man those canoes are bringing down this community.

by JollyRogers June 18, 2008

Red canoe

A Notre Dame yik yak obsession; the greatest of all commenter icons; the one, perfect, red canoe

I finally got red canoe when I commented on the top yak!

by TheRealRedCanoe May 14, 2015