Canned Ham

The act of pressing your bare ass up against a glass window. The view from the other side of the window resembles that of a freshly opened canned ham.

I was walking by the red brick dorms with my girl when Andy gave me a canned ham from his room.

by So he eats catsup August 1, 2014

canned reebals

reebals in a can they are not very desirable.

eew canned reebals are gross.

by chad cooper May 2, 2008

canned ice

Canned Ice is a cool, chill girl. She puts up a lot of walls around herself so that she doesn't get hurt, but once you get to know her she's cool as hell.

Damn, that's girl's a real Canned Ice. I wanna get to know her.

by Catniss Evergreen March 20, 2017

Cannery

Used in the Dominican Republic as a way to describing something rad.

Synonym for "coolness" but actually more cool.

It comes from the slang "vacano" or "vacaneria" which means cool/great.

"That's cannery"

"Yo, that's so cannery"

by jeanisimo March 30, 2017

mess-canned

A variant of "shit canned". It means to be fired.

Andy: "What happened to Joelle this morning?"
Brian: "She got mess-canned.

by Flee Goo August 18, 2006

baver la canne

French expression from New-Caledonia. Literally "To drool the cane". Properly means "to ejaculate", but mostly known for its figurative: "To lie".
Note that there are not much chances that a french person who's never been in New-Caledonia knows this expression.

-Ouais, hier, j'ai pêché un requin!
-Arrête de baver la canne...

-Yea, yesterday, i caught a shark!
-Stop drooling the cane...

by Fossjay December 18, 2014

canned fruit

a homosexual not open about his sexuality

"I think he's a canned fruit."

by Charlie Murphy March 11, 2004