CandyMan Candy

When you tip your waitress/server/bartender/baristas/maid/hooker in candy. Lots of it. From last Halloween/Christmas. And it’s Autumn.

Expired. And mushed at the bottom of the pile.

You’ve had candies like that before. IN SHAMEEEEEE.

#forShameeee #LionKing2 #icriedlikealittlegirl #thecandymanstrikesAGAINNN #takemycandyandrunplznty #bye

Don’t eat that CandyMan candy dude. That shit nastyyyy bro.

他妈的他嘛的她马的它骂 ¥500

I ate a CandyMan candy yesterday and now I’ve been getting the shits since second period. It’s dinner time fml.

Wanna do the CandyMan down at JJ Bean? I heard they have large tip jars..... Especially the one on the Drive.... BYOC

*Event created*

What’s your favourite candy?

Oh man prob Reese’s I’m be the CandyMan of the candy world. 🍭

by DragonflyOnAUni January 10, 2018

candyfornia

Heaven, its full of candy, has cotton candy clouds, but most of all, IT HAS KATY PERRY!!!!!!!

person 1: im going somewhere on vacation!
person 2: where?
person 1: candyfornia!
person 2: *dies of jealousy*

by Katy Perry is the best February 8, 2022

Candimione

A very beautiful lady, smart, friendly, can be a little moody sometimes, but extremely loving and caring with the most important people's in her life.... She is really not that hard to impress and very appreciative, she appreciates small gesture's and your imperfections... If you have a Candimione in your life keep her and never EVER let her go, or it will be your loss...

Michelle: Oh, I love how appreciative she of a person she is!...
Alice: I know right, she's such a Candimione

by Candimione March 31, 2022

Candymouth

Truly exceptional oral sex.

Keep giving me that candymouth.

by BooBooKFu October 15, 2022

Candycorn

Steve Cobs from Inanimate Insanity and King Candy from Wreck it Ralph in a "Crackship" or a "Rarepair" often pairing the two in a romantic relationship status

Me: OH MY GOD I LOVE CANDYCORN SO MUCH, THEY HAVE SO MUCH IN COMMONNNN
My friend: dude.. this is the twelveth time this day you mentioned candycorn..

by VeeSunnySwade February 3, 2026

Poppin_candycorn

Poppin_candycorn is a Hispanic furry Instagram and Twitter artist. They go by Candy, and use she/they pronouns. They draw their own OCs and many fanarts of others' OCs in their uniquely colorful & cute artstyle. They also have a ToyHouse where they sometimes sell adopts and art commissions.

Hey, you know Poppin_candycorn?
Yes, that's my mutual on Instagram! That artist draws such adorable fanarts!! And they're really chill as a person. too.

by PHOENIX-P February 2, 2023